Dudes,
Fear not, Alienfest draws to a close today as idiots thought about fucking with Trump and storming Area 51. What were they hoping to find, Kaepernick boning an E.T. to stay relevant in the spotlight, or perhaps finding the truth that Khloe Kardashian is really from Mars, and that maneater is even uglier without makeup on? Please leave it all to Duchovny and Anderson on a future reboot of The X-Files. For the rest of us, because we do have a brain and storage tank testicles, there’s today with football and beer.
3-2 last week with another profit, but The Leg Spreader didn’t choose us, instead opting for BOB and the double AA’s.
Tough week to cap as quarterbacks continue to go down quicker than Stormy Daniels getting a $20 dollar bill thrown her way, so be careful out there today.
The Ravens....shit they’re undefeated right? Let’s look at their macabre, they waxed their Dolphins in week 1 and hung on for a straight up win but didn’t gobble the cash last week as I pre-dick-ted. Perhaps it’s really just me here, but I’m really unimpressed thus far. For years the Browns were recipients of every butt joke out there, I’m thinking Miami may be worse this year. The Chiefs, scoring points, also undefeated, 2 road victories, and like us, they’re poised because they fuck on the first date. The public has lowered this line a bit taking the faux Ravens here, where I think they could have a look ahead game next week hosting Cleveland for first place in the AFC north potentially.
Once again, nothing crazy, but playing the Chiefs for the 3rd straight week as the spreads thus far have not caught up to them.
6 units Kansas City Chiefs-4.5 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week)
4 units Houston/LA Chargers over 48.5
3 units Cincinnati Bengals +6.5
3 units Philadelphia Eagles -4
2 units New York Jets +21
As always my fellow cream rinsers, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
Fear not, Alienfest draws to a close today as idiots thought about fucking with Trump and storming Area 51. What were they hoping to find, Kaepernick boning an E.T. to stay relevant in the spotlight, or perhaps finding the truth that Khloe Kardashian is really from Mars, and that maneater is even uglier without makeup on? Please leave it all to Duchovny and Anderson on a future reboot of The X-Files. For the rest of us, because we do have a brain and storage tank testicles, there’s today with football and beer.
3-2 last week with another profit, but The Leg Spreader didn’t choose us, instead opting for BOB and the double AA’s.
Tough week to cap as quarterbacks continue to go down quicker than Stormy Daniels getting a $20 dollar bill thrown her way, so be careful out there today.
The Ravens....shit they’re undefeated right? Let’s look at their macabre, they waxed their Dolphins in week 1 and hung on for a straight up win but didn’t gobble the cash last week as I pre-dick-ted. Perhaps it’s really just me here, but I’m really unimpressed thus far. For years the Browns were recipients of every butt joke out there, I’m thinking Miami may be worse this year. The Chiefs, scoring points, also undefeated, 2 road victories, and like us, they’re poised because they fuck on the first date. The public has lowered this line a bit taking the faux Ravens here, where I think they could have a look ahead game next week hosting Cleveland for first place in the AFC north potentially.
Once again, nothing crazy, but playing the Chiefs for the 3rd straight week as the spreads thus far have not caught up to them.
6 units Kansas City Chiefs-4.5 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week)
4 units Houston/LA Chargers over 48.5
3 units Cincinnati Bengals +6.5
3 units Philadelphia Eagles -4
2 units New York Jets +21
As always my fellow cream rinsers, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
