Dudes,
Nice 3-1 record last week with the Leg Spreader causing a few ears out there to smell like toe jam.
I'd like to congratulate the Tits thus far for doing the nearly impossible. Since week 17 they've played with their asses against the wall for 3 consecutive road games. And this wasn't merely 3 road games as it was against the southern divisional champ Texans, the eastern divisional champ Patriots, and finally the north divisional champ Ravens. In short, this mirrors Nancy Pelosi naming her vibrators and turning them all into special pens with her name on it, what a dumb bitch she is for trying to slay the dragon.
By design I took tomorrow off to get lit tonight watching the shit unfold, big party going on later as the pre-Super Bowl festivities kick start today 2 weeks in advance. Speaking of Super Bowl, I'm really unimpressed with the halftime show. Now if Jennifer Lopez would've done a 1997 and plowed her own pizza ass with that Anaconda she starred in/with, then that may have won me over, but instead I'll focus on Shakira shaking her mamasitas singing whatever the fuck she's going to say with a beer and see if it all makes sense.
8 units Tennessee/Kansas City over 51.5 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week)
3 units Green Bay Packers +8
1 unit Green Bay/San Francisco over 46.5
1 unit Tennessee Titans +7
If today was the regular season I wouldn't be playing both sides of the game, but essentially what I'm doing here is going with The Meat Vendor Database and the 8 unit system on taking the OVER for a home team that went over the week prior by scoring minimum of 20 and winning by a minimum of 20.
Small play on the Tits here or mainly on Derrick Henry as this beast has been fucking on the field in true porn style fashion. In fact, he may have a special invite after today to Seduction City if he can unleash the Tits in Kansas City.
Congrats San Francisco, you're returning to the Super Bowl and this should hopefully erase the memories of that douche bag Colin Kaepernick representing you last time. I'm taking the points with the Cheeseheads here as Rodgers will figure out ways to not lose as bad as they did from their last meeting in November. The OVER is essential in this one as well as Rodgers must sling that pig to put any numbers up to give his team a fighting chance.
As always my fellow moan inducers, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
Nice 3-1 record last week with the Leg Spreader causing a few ears out there to smell like toe jam.
I'd like to congratulate the Tits thus far for doing the nearly impossible. Since week 17 they've played with their asses against the wall for 3 consecutive road games. And this wasn't merely 3 road games as it was against the southern divisional champ Texans, the eastern divisional champ Patriots, and finally the north divisional champ Ravens. In short, this mirrors Nancy Pelosi naming her vibrators and turning them all into special pens with her name on it, what a dumb bitch she is for trying to slay the dragon.
By design I took tomorrow off to get lit tonight watching the shit unfold, big party going on later as the pre-Super Bowl festivities kick start today 2 weeks in advance. Speaking of Super Bowl, I'm really unimpressed with the halftime show. Now if Jennifer Lopez would've done a 1997 and plowed her own pizza ass with that Anaconda she starred in/with, then that may have won me over, but instead I'll focus on Shakira shaking her mamasitas singing whatever the fuck she's going to say with a beer and see if it all makes sense.
8 units Tennessee/Kansas City over 51.5 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week)
3 units Green Bay Packers +8
1 unit Green Bay/San Francisco over 46.5
1 unit Tennessee Titans +7
If today was the regular season I wouldn't be playing both sides of the game, but essentially what I'm doing here is going with The Meat Vendor Database and the 8 unit system on taking the OVER for a home team that went over the week prior by scoring minimum of 20 and winning by a minimum of 20.
Small play on the Tits here or mainly on Derrick Henry as this beast has been fucking on the field in true porn style fashion. In fact, he may have a special invite after today to Seduction City if he can unleash the Tits in Kansas City.
Congrats San Francisco, you're returning to the Super Bowl and this should hopefully erase the memories of that douche bag Colin Kaepernick representing you last time. I'm taking the points with the Cheeseheads here as Rodgers will figure out ways to not lose as bad as they did from their last meeting in November. The OVER is essential in this one as well as Rodgers must sling that pig to put any numbers up to give his team a fighting chance.
As always my fellow moan inducers, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
