Bernie takes the lead, gets to travel first class now! Feel the Bern!

BuzzKill · Feb 14, 2020

From the US Sun:

‘Man of the people’ Bernie Sanders looks sheepish as he flies first class

A PHOTO of a "nervous" Bernie Sanders sitting in first class has taken flight on Twitter. Sanders, coming off a big victory in the New Hampshire primary, can be seen wearing a cap as he seemingly stares into the camera in the selfie taken by fellow passenger Hank Thomas.

BuzzKill · Feb 14, 2020

BuzzKill · Feb 14, 2020

5teamparlay · Feb 23, 2020

-200 to win the nomination

Bernie Sanders

-200

Michael Bloomberg

+500

Pete Buttigieg

+800

Joe Biden

+1000

Elizabeth Warren

+3000

Hillary Clinton

+3000

Amy Klobuchar

+7500

Tom Steyer

+100000

Tulsi Gabbard

+100000

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Dave007inVegas · Feb 24, 2020

It ain't over till it's over. I still think it's a choice between socialism and senility.

rolltide · Feb 24, 2020

Time Traveler Visits From America's Glorious Socialist Future, Asks For Food
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February 24th, 2020

JACKSONVILLE, FL—Eyewitnesses were dazzled by the appearance today of a disc of bright white light near the city’s Riverside area. They were even more amazed when a thin figure in a flannel shirt emerged from the circle of light and began to speak.

“People of the year 2020,” he said, “I am Fidel-Mao Rosenberg the 5th, from the People’s Luxurious Housing Commune #22, known to you today as ‘Kentucky.’ I come to you from the glorious future, the year 76 After Ocasio-Cortez, to bring you a message of… Hey, is that a McDonald’s!?!”

Rosenberg then sprinted through traffic to a nearby McDonald’s restaurant. After he threw himself on the ground in front of the counter, diners reported hearing Rosenberg say, “Please, comrade, how many People’s Equality Credits does it cost for a bite of hamburger?”

Hearing that hamburgers were a dollar, Rosenberg replied by bursting into tears, saying that both his kidneys were already promised to black market dealers and he had no other hard currency.

McDonald’s customer Clint Lowery then handed Rosenberg a twenty-dollar bill, saying later, “I had just found that twenty in my jeans pocket this morning, and that guy seemed like he really needed to eat.”

Rosenberg spent the next several minutes buying one hamburger after another and shoving them almost whole into his mouth, pausing only briefly to chew and stick his face under the Mountain Dew spigot of the soda fountain.

Some people who had first seen Rosenberg appear then reminded him that he had been in the middle of delivering a message from the future. “Oh yeah,” said Rosenberg between gulps of soda. “I came to say that you should ... um… pursue social justice and stuff above all else, throwing off the shackles of capital… Oh my gosh! Is that a Publix?! I thought they were a myth!”

Bernie takes the lead, gets to travel first class now! Feel the Bern!

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