UFC Fight Night: Smith vs. Teixeira. May 13, 2020.

This is another "Land of misfit Toys Card" not a lot of parlay

STRAIGHT BET
HUNTER AZURE -173
(HUNTER AZURE VRS BRIAN KELLEHER) (UFC ON ESPN+ - BANTAMWEIGHT 3 ROUNDS @ VYSTAR VETERANS MEMORIAL ARENA - JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA, UNITED STATES)

STRAIGHT BET
MICHAEL JOHNSON -115
(MICHAEL JOHNSON VRS THIAGO MOISES) (UFC ON ESPN+ - LIGHTWEIGHT 3 ROUNDS @ VYSTAR VETERANS MEMORIAL ARENA - JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA, UNITED STATES)

MattyMatt UFC 250 pay-per-view (PPV) event on May 9 recap for anyone who did see this masterful handicapper at work

Jacare got dat Rona! Shux, big play on Hall for me washed away. Not a good look overall for the UFC imo...

Michelle Waterson +135.......................2 unit (loser)

Michelle Waterson wins by decision +195......................0.5 unit (loser)

Charles Rosa +155........................0.5 unit (loser)

Vicente Luque wins ITD -160.......................0.5 unit (Win)

Greg Hardy wins by KO/TKO +150...............0.5 unit (loser)

Bigi Boy +235.......................1 unit (Big loser)

Bigi Boy wins by KO/TKO +400....................0.25 unit (loser)

May sprinkle a little on Justin Gaethje +185 later, and may double up on Bigi Boy... (Win)
and may double up on Bigi Boy .... when we were all cashing in on Jairzinho Rozenstruik this loser was clueless


Good luck and enjoy the fights... If lose I will have to go back to sucking dick and eating romin noodles and eating spam.

2-6 another great night of handicapping by this joke, his big bet got KOed in less then 10 seconds. The Last event he went 0-5... He is the guy in the polyester suit at the race track , can't wait to see his bets for Wednesday.

GABRIEL BENITEZ +142

Gabriel Benítez went 5 rounds with Sodiq Yusuff who is an absolute animal

horrible night, nothing going right

Hail Mary

STRAIGHT BET
DREW DOBER -150
(ALEXANDER HERNANDEZ VRS DREW DOBER) (UFC ON ESPN+ - LIGHTWEIGHT 3 ROUNDS @ VYSTAR VETERANS MEMORIAL ARENA - JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA, UNITED STATES)

Hail Mary number 2


STRAIGHT BET
ANTHONY SMITH -230
(ANTHONY SMITH VRS GLOVER TEIXEIRA) (UFC ON ESPN+ - LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT 5 ROUNDS @ VYSTAR VETERANS MEMORIAL ARENA - JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA, UNITED STATES)

Juicy Juice go Splooshy Sploosh!