Very strange soccer dream I had the other night....

Ive had soccer dreams but they've all had at least a slight chance of ocurring, this one however, was very odd...

I dreamt that I was sitting at the stadium watching the final game of the World Cup. In this match, Holland was the winner, second place went to Croatia, and third place went to Real Madrid......

Yes, three teams played this game, how, dont ask me....I remember there were three goals but it was very difficult to understand how they were playing....so Im not even gonna attempt to describe it

Heck perhaps I just invented a new sport, I dont know...

Anyone ever had weird soccer dreams?

yeap,

it was in my early quit smoking days this year, i am still a smoker, and i had a dream of a world class soccer team playing, raul, zidane, pauleta, pablito aimar, buffon, et al, that's the ones i remember, and we were down 0-2, in the cl final, and i had a huge craving to go in the field and score a few goals, but i kept thinking, in my dream, alright, you are good, not too good, but you are a capable center forward, and you can go in and score a few, but you are out of shape and will probably only last a few minutes so they better get you in in the final 5, or not at all, and i kept cheering at the team to score, and feeling sorry for my lack of stamina, and then we go 2-2, 1 raul goal and one pauleta, and then it's the 90th, and pauleta is going out and pablito aimar calls me in, and come in raving and raging and charging, and i obviously, in my dream, score, and we make it boys we get it all, we get it all.....

You people sound to me slightly unwell. Take a break – watch some golf, baseball or chess.