Zach Grienke, one of the star bellied sneeches from famous childrens author Dr. Suess books, will be trying to get out such major league hitters as Ivan "pudge" Rodriguez, Carlos Guillen, Rondell white and Dmitri Young tonight in KANSAS CITY. How can Zach be expected to keep his mind on the game knowing all the sneeches get to go swimming in the waterfalls behind the fences right after the game?
Maroth will hold his own even though he is not a sneech! He will be dragging that (Tom Glavine like) slow lefty shit over the corners all night. Honestly, are the ROYALS going to score runs two nights in a row? Thepig thinks not! How can the ROYALS be expected to hit on a sneech pregame meal of green jello, sasparilla and applesauce? Certainly not a big fella like Calvin Pickering.
TIGERS will win handily, no save needed. Godspeed, thepig.
Maroth will hold his own even though he is not a sneech! He will be dragging that (Tom Glavine like) slow lefty shit over the corners all night. Honestly, are the ROYALS going to score runs two nights in a row? Thepig thinks not! How can the ROYALS be expected to hit on a sneech pregame meal of green jello, sasparilla and applesauce? Certainly not a big fella like Calvin Pickering.
TIGERS will win handily, no save needed. Godspeed, thepig.
