Mikee’s Play 4 this Afternoon: I like CatFish, Marlin is

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Marlin is a little expensive for my blood; I like the catfish my coonhounds drag home.
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Mama cooks em’ up good and crispy. That with potted meat on a saltine, mmm doggies, you’ve got a meal.
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Them White Sox did me good yesterday, now I can pay my taxidermist.
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I like the Marlins in this first game, Florida over Cubs on ML 50 to win 65.
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Qualifyin’ for Richmond is today. I still like Mark but don’t think he’s gonna qualify to high in the pack. Mark just ain’t a short track man. Ol’ Mark got his mind on other things, was plannin’ to get married to his sweetheart but can’t because there’s a law against it.

Quantumleap: Thanks for the encouragement, I knew you liked good writing. Man of my taste.
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I mentioned you to my sister in law, she says don't matter if'n you're married, hell, she was married to her brother for 4 years before they found out, had 2 kids together. Poor boys, never seen such a mess, both named Junior, only way to tell em apart is one doesn't have any ears and the other's got 11 fingers and 12 toes, and that's on each hand and foot.
But anyway, she's still interested, just let me know, I'll introduce you. She ain't been doin' much around the house, just saving aluminum foil and cleanin' out the house with the water hose..
 

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Not married Mikee. Not allergic to coon hounds neither. Hook me up with your sister-in-law.
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Good luck on the Marlins today.
 

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Them fish done come in for me, quantumleap, you must be good luck. Don't live in the south, do ya? Anyway, here's a little note on my sister in law.
I’m getting everything all worked up for ya, Quantumleap. I went over to Ida’s house, she was on her way out the door to go to the tractor pull tonight down in Barnsfield, and she’s real excited. She looked so pretty in her skirt with knee high stockings. She has a good heart and there’s a lot to love. I know she lost some weight, I saw her down near the truck scales a couple of days ago and I know she must’ve been checkin’ her weight again.
She’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer; she was expelled from summer school.
She has a pretty face, not many wrinkles cause she uses Preparation-H as a wrinkle cream and dad blame, must work. Her skin’s just a smooth as a pig’s bottom.
She’s not high maintenance, might have to buy her some new cloths cause everything she’s got has logo’s on em’. All her favorite shirts came with a two-pack purchase of cigarettes.
If you really want to impress her, her favorite scent is Deep Woods Off. I hope you’re good looking, her idol is the Marlboro Man. She’s not dull to talk to , she talked about truck tires for over an hour to a fella’ one time and she’s a good singer, knows ALL the versus to the “Hee Haw” song. She’s a hard worker too, gets up every morning without fail to milk her goat emma. This year she was in her prime, she came in first place in both the annual Hog Callin’ and tobacco spittin’ contest. She’s a real gem, I tell ya. She’s gonna make some guy a very happy fella.
She doesn’t have a home phone, so you’ll have to make a time for her to be down at the pay phone by the junk yard. I just know you’re real excited to meet her, huh?
Good luck to ya, and let me know.
 

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