Let me tell you’all something, that there lady that got clocked by that chair will be very wealthy in the comin’ months. I’d say, mark my words, that chair was worth about a half a million dollars.
She’ll never be the same. Headaches, can’t sleep, sex drive gone, you name it, she’ll have it, until the check is cashed.
The court room’ll be a circus. The judge’ll be the master of ceremonies and the attorneys’ll be the clowns. Been there, done that.
Well, drivin’ up here to New Hampshire is taken’ it’s toll, done lost 3 tires and dropped my tranny twice. I’ve spent more money on duct tape and bailin’ wire than gasoline.
Oh, well, it’ll be worth it. It’s a nice track and my buddy Mark invited me and Lug Nut to stay with him. We’ll just sit around and catch bugs just to throw’em into the bug zapper while we’re drinkin’ a little Jack Daniels. He’s on my list as one of the most admired people in America.
For Baseball today, I’m lookin’ at the St. Louis Cardinals over Houston on the RL.
55 to win 30.
Yup, ol’ Mark and me go a long ways back when it comes to drinkin’. Our Friday nights consisted of a lot of Budweiser and a mechanical bull. That’s livin’, huh.
Well, drivin’ up here to New Hampshire is taken’ it’s toll, done lost 3 tires and dropped my tranny twice. I’ve spent more money on duct tape and bailin’ wire than gasoline.
Oh, well, it’ll be worth it. It’s a nice track and my buddy Mark invited me and Lug Nut to stay with him. We’ll just sit around and catch bugs just to throw’em into the bug zapper while we’re drinkin’ a little Jack Daniels. He’s on my list as one of the most admired people in America.
For Baseball today, I’m lookin’ at the St. Louis Cardinals over Houston on the RL.
55 to win 30.
Yup, ol’ Mark and me go a long ways back when it comes to drinkin’. Our Friday nights consisted of a lot of Budweiser and a mechanical bull. That’s livin’, huh.
