Interesting Bill Clinton email I got today.......

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Some of you may have already seen this but I thought it was pretty interesting. Not surprising.....but interesting.......



Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers,Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other
administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society.

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force One. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American
President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren
Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the
World Trade Center.
This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?

What a guy!!

If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts, pass this on.

God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely
and frugally.


SINCERELY,

A US Citizen


PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore
for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send
this wonderful factual e-mail.

AND THE REST OF THE STORY

Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives herCongressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?) If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that? WE DO!
It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York. Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still makes sense. Here is where it becomes interesting.

Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents. The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for theuse of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means
that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff-and, this is all perfectly legal!



You gotta love Slick Willie!!!!!
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We should all give thanks today. Lets declare this Bill Clinton day and have a parade and give thanks.
Great idea Kman. Way to support a true american hero.
 

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>>>2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex.

You can thank Ken Starr for that. It wasn't Clinton publicizing his sex but the right wing peeping toms who were using a sex act between consenting adults in order to try to destroy a popular president. It wasn't Clinton who published the Starr Report, which was the most lurid piece of pornography published during the whole decade.

And if there's any group that shouldn't be throwing stones at someone who was getting a blowjob, it's Rx posters.


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1) thank you george bush for violating various articles of the US constitution including Right to a fair trial;
2) for violating Posse Commitatus (see D.C. Sniper incident)
3) for suspending the Writ of Habeas Corpus...
 

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Mods - Can you move this to the Rubber Room. Just trying to clean up the boards.

Thanks,
KMAN
 
B4L ... sweet tagline
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Anyone know when that terrorist Kissinger is getting tried for Internation War Crimes?? Oh wait, that only applied to other countries ... silly me.
 

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B4 life, nice comeback on the blow job thing, now adress the other 13 points. Especailly the last one.
here is # 15, doctoring the books on the economy to make it look like the economy was doing better than it was.
#16 Selling technolgy to the chinese for campaign money, and the ability for N Korea to reach are shores with nuclear weapons.
He should be tried for treason and executed.
 
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> 8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Right, but at least he uses Air Force One for diplomacy, instead of stealing tax money by putting it towards flights to campaign during the Senate Races ..... clearly the "war on terror" can be put on hold for that.

WTF? You righties are something else ... I used to think you were just all crazy, now I know you're just stupid.
 
Dubya is shitting the bed globally, so bring up some old tired Klinton accusations to divert what is really happening in the world today. Old trick. Nice try but sorry not going to work. The US is in the shape its in today not because of BC's sex life or travel habits, its becuse we have an idiot at the wheel.


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Don't get me wrong... I think Clinton was an asshole, just not as big an asshole as Bush. What pisses me off about the Clinton haters is that they focus on the fact that he was evil because he got a blowjob (like there's anyone here who would turn one down!) rather than, for example, having dozens of Branch Davidians burned to death by his nazi attorney general.


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Here looking at you, with my 3000th post. Dedidcated to my partner in the fight against the morons, Have a great day, the one and only "Lander".


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Wil,
I'm honored. CONGRATS on #3000!!

Here's a toast to the collapse of the Bill of Rights ... soon to be renamed the Bible of Righties
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Fight "Wr"ightie!!
 

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It is the nature of government to steal rights from the people. Once a government steals a right from the people they'll never give it back. The US has been descending further and further into the abyss of fascism for a long time now, and whether a "republican" or a "democrat" is in charge that isn't going to change. The government is under the control of the corporate power structure whose only motive is profit, and the political system is a slave to these interests.


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This thread was not created because I hate Clinton. In fact, I supported him while he was in office because I knew he was trying his best to help the country. I don't believe any of our presidents intentionally try to destroy the country. Obviously some of you do.

I have never hated any president. Maybe that's why I am having trouble understanding why people hate Bush. He is doing what he and the US government thinks is right. I just don't understand how hating the President and wishing him failure helps the country. Can someone explain that to me?


KMAN
 
but do you think quality of everyday life has anything to do with a presidents popularity? Compare the quality of life in the US in say 1997 or 1998, with the present day quality of life, in the US, under Dubya and his top cop Ashcroft. Think hard, consider the facts, don't just jump bad and say this guy does'nt know shit. Really try to remember how America was 5 years ago as opposed to today. You may come up with a reason for our esteemed leaders popularity or lack thereof



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