More dumbass greats from his majesty George the Second.

I'm the master of low expectations.
-- You said it, Dubya, aboard Air Force One, Jun. 4, 2003

I show up when they need me to call people to account, to praise, or to say, wait a minute -- you told me in Jordan that you would do this, you haven't done it, why? How come? What is it? It's to keep the thing moving, keep the processes moving. They've got the man on the ground that is going to -- he's just going to -- I used the expression, ride herd. I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads.
-- Which of course begs the question (along with several others), 'Why did you use that expression, then?', talking about his meeting with Palestinian and Israeli leaders aboard Air Force One, Jun. 4, 2003

Israel must make sure there's a continuous territory that the Palestinians can call home.
-- The White House later noted in their transcript that he meant to say 'contiguous', Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt, Jun. 3, 2003

I believe that, as I told the Crown Prince, the Almighty God has endowed each individual on the face of the earth with -- that expects each person to be treated with dignity. This is a universal call.
-- A universal call to fragmented thoughts... how nice, Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt, Jun. 3, 2003

The first part of your question is that -- is whether or not the weapons of mass destruction question.
-- St. Petersburg, Russia, Jun. 1, 2003

I invited the President to come to the United States for a visit in September to visit at Camp David.
-- St. Petersburg, Russia, Jun. 1, 2003

I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdullah, and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries.
-- Dubya gets a little bit confused geographically, confusing the Persian Gulf (Qatar, Bahrian) with the Gulf Coast (Texas, Florida), with reporters, May 29, 2003

Listen, we'll answer two questions a side, alternating. Please address -- so don't -- one of these things where you ask me and ask the Prime Minister, or vice versa. Let's just ask one question to one of us as we rotate back and forth, if you don't mind.
-- Doing a bang-up job of orchestrating the joint press conference with Japanese PM Koizumi, Crawford, Texas, May 23, 2003

President [Arroyo] and I also reviewed the developments with the Moro Islamic Liberation Front -- MLIF. That group must abandon the path of violence.
-- Even if called by the wrong acronym, White House, May 19, 2003

First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.
-- Presenting common sense as if it were something to be noted, but I guess it's a good thing that he knows this, White House, May 19, 2003

Courtesy of www.dubyaspeak.com
On my favourites list for some hilarious shit every other day or so.

JackDee - Gore lost the election. Let it go man.


KMAN

What really kills the libs is that GW might have a chance of winning all 50 states, next year.

Patriot, something tells me you have not been to the Northeast recently.

I'll grant you that Bush is the big favorite for the election, but he has ZERO chance of winning states like Massachutsetts.

Patriot - Looks like only 49 states. FSB says the Dems have Mass locked up.

Oh well, 95% is not to bad.

KMAN

What galls me here is not that gore lost, but that there's a possibility that the village idiot might be reelected!

Saying that you are "For Bush" is saying that you are for mediocrity and barbarism over excellence and culture.

well, at least let's get them votes COUNTED this time around, right?

Not that i am willing to get polarised into a gore/good bush/bad bipolar type of thinking, but dubya is really the pits, in terms of, well, in terms of everything.

Not that this worthless rich spoilt kid of a strawman has anything to do with running the u.s., but he is way too embarassing, whenever he opens his trap, unbearable.

I'm the master of low expectations.
-- You said it, Dubya, aboard Air Force One, Jun. 4, 2003

FSB,Let me tell you somthin..I live in Mass. and according to a Boston Herald poll (Taken within the last month)..If the election were held today GW would beat every democrat including Sen. John Kerry from Ma. by at least 10 points.

Jack D How many times do you want them counted?
If the Florida supreme court had followed the RULE OF LAW, you wouldn't of had the problem.

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Wait until the campaign kicks in. I don't really care that Bush can beat unadvertised democrats when he is the current president, it doesn't mean anything now other than that the Democrat is unknown.

The only way Bush wins Mass is if the Dems nominate Joe Lieberman and the liberals in the party say fvck it and all go Green.

JackDee - Instead of tearing Bush down why don't you tell everyone how to fix the world.

Thanks,
KMAN

Bush is a moron and that's not an opinoun look at him speak and the things he says. The scary thing is Bush has a better chance of getting reelected than I once thought. There's no consensus leader for the Democratic party to challenge him....and that's bad!

The US DESERVES Bush if they reelect him.

If you are looking for US world dominance, reelection would be a mistake. The Euro is threatening and is looming on the horizon as a trade-viable alternative to the dollar.