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ODU GURU
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I am starting to feel a Major Depression hitting me. After losing my ass on those pathetic Lakers, I have to wait until Football begins to wager...

I can't stand life without gambling involved in it, so what can I do to help ease this tremendous pain which may lead to hospitalition???

THE SHRINK
 

To be the best, you have to beat the best
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Start handicapping baseball, it's my most profitable sport to cap. Join a fantasy baseball league before you do, it makes you follow the ins and outs and streaks of players that much closer.

Next time, don't be stubborn with an old team with no chemistry like the Lakers.

Pistons, NBA CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Journeyman:

See The General and start betting WNBA<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Journeyman,

Stop PROJECTING...

If you want "TO SEE" The General, then say so! Your latant homosexual tendencies don't interest me...
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And as far as the WNBA, you take tell those DIKES to take their balls and shove it amongst themselves...
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THE SHRINK
 

Another Day, Another Dollar
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SHRINK,

Since I know you, I can supply you with my WNBA package for only 59.99 per month. Most customers I charge 79.99 so please think on this generous offer.
 

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Shrink,
Be a male prostitute till mid August! We all know how you feel bout Crossdressing!!
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The General:

SHRINK,

Since I know you, I can supply you with my WNBA package for only 59.99 per month. Most customers I charge 79.99 so please think on this generous offer.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

WTF is a WNBA package?

A CONDOM? LIFE INSURANCE? A 6 PACK?

Sorry but I don't need your help obtaining those items..

SHEESH!!!!
 

Another Day, Another Dollar
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But my "BIG MONSTER SUPERSTAR PLAYS OF THE YEAR" can't be beat. I will be releasing one soon. Get on the train and enjoy peace of mind whereever you may be, knowing that the bacon is coming in courtesy of me.
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ODU GURU
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No offense General, but the JUICE I lost last night wouldn't even cover 100 pounds of your Friggin bacon!
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General,
Hope you are generous with your WNBA selections?? Will you post your strong plays here on the hoops forum?? I'd pay for winners if you can get hot!!
 

Another Day, Another Dollar
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Jim, you can reach me at 1-877-Havewins.

SHRINK, If you stick with me, then you may never lose again Sir. No need in feeding these bookies.
 

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i would suggest emailing the co-captain and following his plays...

seriously, i love betting the wnba, egd has been on fire in that
 

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