Q. Why do women have 
?
A. So men will talk to them.
Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
A. Lipstick.
Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence.
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them...
?A. So men will talk to them.
Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
A. Lipstick.
Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence.
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them...
