I am Borat and I need your help

BoratSagdiyev · Jun 8, 2004

Freakin Slim is nipping at my heels. Who I should trade or get rid of.This my team for Fantasy baseballs.

C B. Molina (Ana - C)
1B D. Ortiz (Bos - 1B,DH)
2B T. Walker (ChC - 2B)
3B B. MuellerDL (Bos - 3B)
SS J. Rollins (Phi - SS)
CI E. Durazo (Oak - 1B,DH)
MI D. Jiménez (Cin - 2B)
OF V. Guerrero (Ana - RF)
OF I. Suzuki (Sea - RF)
OF R. Sanders (StL - LF,RF)
OF M. Mora (Bal - 3B,LF)
OF K. Griffey Jr. (Cin - CF)
Util F. CatalanottoDL (Tor - LF,RF,DH)
BN J. Crede (CWS - 3B)
BN C. Monroe (Det - LF,RF)
BN O. Hudson

SP T. Hudson (Oak - SP)
SP M. Mulder (Oak - SP)
SP B. Colón (Ana - SP)
SP M. Clement (ChC - SP)
RP L. Hawkins (ChC - RP)
RP G. Mota (LA - RP)
P S. Trachsel (NYM - SP)
P R. Franklin (Sea - SP)
BN W. Álvarez (LA - SP,RP)
BN T. Gordon (NYY - RP)
BN R. López (Bal - SP,RP)

TheFunkMonkey · Jun 8, 2004

How many teams are in your league?
What are the stats? Runs, RBIs, HRs, Wins, ERA, etc?
How many DL slots do you have?

Come on, Borat. We need this info in order to analyze your team.

Anyway, here is my advice:

You shouldn't have kept Frank Cat or Orlando Hudson. They've been hurt, and they're simply not good enough to keep if they're not healthy. While you kept Frank Cat and Orlando, you missed the chance to add valuable free-agents to your team.

You probably should've dumped Joe Crede. However, you've come this far, you might as well keep him. He certainly can't play any worse, and he does have potential. Plus, thanks to the lineup changes caused by Magglio's injury, Crede should get more at-bats.

LaTroy Hawkins is now the closer for the Cubs. Joe Borowski is injured. However, Hawkins might win the job full-time if he pitches well. So Hawkins definitely has value right now.

Colon hasn't pitched well, but he should improve. He is a work-horse. Don't trade him now when his value is low.

Some decent free-agents who might be available:

Willie Harris
Jerry Hairston
Ken Harvey
Dave Roberts
Chone Figgins
Jeremy Affeldt

BoratSagdiyev · Jun 8, 2004

Thank you the funk monkey. It is the yahoo fantasy league.

RobFunk · Jun 8, 2004

i am not that far back either i just made 4 sick add drops. . .you can stick a fork in all of you guys

RobFunk · Jun 8, 2004

Jun 8 10:59am A. Otsuka (SD - RP) Add Free Agents BLAZE (split sqaud)
Jun 8 10:59am J. Valverde (Ari - RP) Drop BLAZE (split sqaud) Waivers
Jun 8 10:54am G. Knotts (Det - SP,RP) Add Free Agents BLAZE (split sqaud)
Jun 8 10:46am J. Duchscherer (Oak - SP,RP) Add Free Agents BLAZE (split sqaud)
Jun 8 10:44am J. Weaver (LA - SP,RP) Add Free Agents BLAZE (split sqaud)
Jun 8 10:43am J. Frasor (Tor - RP) Add Free Agents BLAZE (split sqaud)
Jun 8 10:43am J. Kennedy (Col - SP,RP) Drop BLAZE (split sqaud) Waivers
Jun 8 10:43am C. Lee (Cle - SP) Drop BLAZE (split sqaud) Waivers
Jun 8 10:43am E. Martinez (Sea - DH) Drop BLAZE (split sqaud) Waivers
Jun 8 10:43am J. Conine (Fla - 1B,LF) Drop BLAZE (split sqaud) Waivers

youre all done kid.. .i wasnt paying much attention but if youre gunna talk crap, then you are toast

BoratSagdiyev · Jun 8, 2004

Your ass is grass and I am the weedwacker Rob! You are not the only one who can go in there and make changes.

Skyweasel · Jun 8, 2004

Forget fantasy baseball and get a Russian mail-order bride. Who needs fantasy when beautiful, blonde Olga awaits??

BoratSagdiyev · Jun 8, 2004

BoratSagdiyev · Jun 8, 2004

Olga Breshnev
Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine
Age: 43
Height : 169 cm ~ 5ft 6"
Weight : 78 kg ~ 171 lbs
Hair Color : Blond
Eye Color : Grey

GreenDoberman · Jun 9, 2004

Borat, you should trade Vladimir Guerrero to the Green Dobermen for a camel.

BoratSagdiyev · Jun 9, 2004

I really wish my beloved Red Sox would have picked up Vladimir. And I am not only say this because Vladimir is name of one of my lovers but truly beautiful.

sickgambler · Jun 9, 2004

who is that russian girl in that pic? Yeah, i've always loved girls in baby pink color hair. I don't know why, but somehow, when I look at that girl, I get the sudden craving for cotton candy..

BoratSagdiyev · Jun 9, 2004

Olga Breshnev is her name. I think it is because her hair it look like the cotton candy. You like I make introduce to you?

sickgambler · Jun 9, 2004

borat, i appreciate the offer, but i've had it up to here with Russians. They get on my nerves. I live in an area that never had russians. Today, there must be over 15,000 russians in my area now, and they are annoying as hell. My whole gym now consists of Russians. A few moved in next door, and they are dirty as hell. They are bringing down the value of the houses on my street. They leave their garbages on the sidewalk with no bags.. Their lawn is disgusting and they don't even mow it, and their bushes are long.. There are even 2 girls living in that house who are no more than 16 yrs old who are prostitutes.

Thanks, but I think I will pass on a russian girl borat.. I just want them outta here and out of my gym and outta my life. I've had very bad experiences with Russians.

TheGeneral+ · Jun 9, 2004

Maybe I am Russian instead of Kentuckian

BoratSagdiyev · Jun 9, 2004

Sick Gambler why don't you skip or hop or whatever it is you are doing in your picture over to there homes and tell them how you feel. You know what I did Monday night? I brought four barrels up to the front porch of the house across the street and placed them by the two entrances. It is a two family home and they seem to have no problem bringing the barrels to the curb but they have been leaaving them out there for like two weeks now.

FairWarning · Jun 9, 2004

I want to know who the five people that are more important than you Borat.

I work with a guy who is on his second mail-order Russian bride. First one ran off like aliens heading for the US border at Tijuana.

Skyweasel · Jun 9, 2004

mail ordered a wife from the Ukraine, don't know that her hair was pink. If they are pink on top are they pink down under too? Inquiring minds want to know!

BoratSagdiyev · Jun 10, 2004

It is this peoples .

And also this one round out top 5

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FairWarning:
I want to know who the five people that are more important than you Borat.

I work with a guy who is on his second mail-order Russian bride. First one ran off like aliens heading for the US border at Tijuana.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

BoratSagdiyev · Jun 10, 2004

Only one way for finding out......
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Skyweasel:
mail ordered a wife from the Ukraine, don't know that her hair was pink. If they are pink on top are they pink down under too? Inquiring minds want to know!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>