I know I`m Drunk when I ________? (fill it in)

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The rare occasions when I have been drunk the first thing to go for me is my teeth get numb...crazy but thats usually the first sign...

LOL- the 2nd sign is when I dedicate a thread complimenting IDENTITY!!??

8 beers and an empty stomach and a man will say anything.
 

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Journey are you sure your teeth get numb from being drunk and not from doing Blow,lol???? I know I'm drunk when I wake up next to the fugliest lady I've ever seen!!
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Journeyman:
explain Fish?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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...are you drunk now???
 

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For the "OFFICIAL RECORD" and with great certainty I think Fish is drinking like a fish right now
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Dante- You are actually correct sir, just started on my first beer.

Headed out the door in a few miniutes to join in the Lightning victory celebration at the forum and catch a little bit of the victory parade.
 

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that is amazing, I could not go back to back drinking for nothing....I have maybe been drunk times in the past 10 years...I am a totally puss with a hangover, no way I could handle being hungover, the worst part was I had rode my bike over to a friends in the early evening, well around 10:30 I was bombed and had to ride my bike back ( about 3 miles) in the dark...I ended up catching the end of the Lakers game...

Have fun at the Parade Fish...don`t count on one of these in October
 

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..........well around 10:30 I was bombed and had to ride my bike back ( about 3 miles) in the dark.


Amazing, we have another paperboy amoungst us.........cool.
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Dante and I are in serious training for the 'Tour De Potato Fields' its a high profile anual Cycling event that takes place just outside of Boise Idaho

We could place this year!
 

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Seriously, there is NO WAY any other two posters could compete with you two in a 20 mile relay race.

NO WAY!!!

20 mile bike relay(5 mile alternation between teammates)

JMAN & DANTE(team paperboys) -930
ANY TWO +890


MARGIN OF VICTORY PROP:

TEAM PAPERBOY will win by at least ONE MILE

Yes -220
No +200
 

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...say nice things about the raiders (being a broncos' fan - i LOATHE the "M.F.'s")
 

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there are several ugly signs that tell me I was pretty drunk

1) I start thinking about how to be nice to other people

2) forget things I said

3) with me I always remember paying for this drinks at the first place I go but if the group decides to go to a different bar after they close the first one I never remember paying for the 2nd tab

luckily the automatic pilot always works and I magically end up where I am suposed to be (home/hotel/etc)
 

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I know Im drunk when I put a Dime on the Mighty Hawaiian Rainbows to Chase any Losses I had that day,,,

UGH,,,
haha,,,
Tater
 

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Probably not..

But I will work on it.

I will send DENNY CRANE as my representative, if I cannot make it!
 

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