I don't understand why you're all so excited over a stupid horse race ...

lander · Jun 5, 2004

Big f'n deal - it's just a horse, of course, with some eating disorded midget sitting on top trying to rake in a fortune some old over-privleged geezers. Seriously, the one guy had to have his bubble and oxygen tank wheeled in so he could watch "his" horse. What an "athlete"

Do you girls all jerk off to Mr. Ed re-runs too?

I really don't get this hype.

bucsfan67 · Jun 5, 2004

must be the

Fishhead · Jun 5, 2004

I bet you dont like NASCAR either Lander, huh?

lander · Jun 5, 2004

I like the pointless sport of horses going in circles better than watching cars go in circles with 80,000 screaming rednecks cheering on a machine.

lander · Jun 5, 2004

I would rather watch Railbird play volleyball at a high level than watch the Belmont.

DarrylParsons · Jun 5, 2004

Lander,

There is something beautiful and majestic about horses in a lot of people's eyes, probably because of the several thousand year-old relationship we've had with them. And seeing the best of the best compete in anything has a magic in and of itself.

I think it's pretty sad that you compare it to jerking off. You need to get out more IMO.

lander · Jun 5, 2004

Darryl,
In your horsey euphoria, I believe that you have completely misunderstood my post. I didn't compare horse racing to jerking-off, rather I asked the question regarding Mr. Ed as a side question.

Had I made a comparision I wouldn't have asked a question -- I would have just made a statement.

I could understand there being something "magestic" about watching wild horses in nature, but this is just a horse being forced to run around for our own ammusement. There is nothing magestic about that.

VOLTITAN · Jun 5, 2004

#1) NEWSFLASH: This is a web site where gambling is discussed
#2) NEWSFLASH: You can gamble on horse racing
#3) There is a chance of a Triple Crown.

Do I really need to go on...?

lander · Jun 5, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by VOLTITAN:
#1) NEWSFLASH: This is a web site where gambling is discussed
#2) NEWSFLASH: You can gamble on horse racing
#3) There is a chance of a Triple Crown.

Do I really need to go on...?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks Mr. Obvious.

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FatTony · Jun 5, 2004

Because what is more likely to happen?? A Triple Crown winner or a no hitter? You see three no hitters a year, when do you see a Triple Crown?

oldmantime · Jun 5, 2004

Hey--Does anyone know what time and station Mr Ed is on???

THE SHRINK · Jun 5, 2004

Lander,

I feel sorry for the fans from PHILLY because their sports teams suck!

I find it so comical that they will celebrate SMARTY JONES as akin to winning the SUPERBOWL!!!

The best line I have heard is that it's a good thing that Smarty doesn't know he is from PHILLY...

Ken

lander · Jun 5, 2004

LMAO ... funny stuff Ken.

I didn't know that Smarty was from Philly ... or that would have made this whole race EVEN more pathetic.

Philly's so worthless that their only champion had to be invented - rocky ... LMFAO

THE SHRINK · Jun 5, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by lander:
LMAO ... funny stuff Ken.

I didn't know that Smarty was from Philly ... or that would have made this whole race EVEN more pathetic.

Philly's so worthless that their only champion had to be invented - rocky ... LMFAO

stew · Jun 5, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by lander:
Big f'n deal - it's just a horse, of course, with some eating disorded midget sitting on top trying to rake in a fortune some old over-privleged geezers. Seriously, the one guy had to have his bubble and oxygen tank wheeled in so he could watch "his" horse. What an "athlete"

Do you girls all jerk off to Mr. Ed re-runs too?

I really don't get this hype.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lander,
That is just about the most ignorant, stupid, insensitive post I've ever seen. First of all, you most assuredly do understand why everyone is getting so excited about this race; you really do get all the hype about it, so the whole thread is irrelevant and unnecessary.
And then you offend anyone with any class by your jerking off allusion.
And finally, you denigrate a sick old man, Roy Chapman.
Lander, you should be ashamed of yourself. You certainly don't care about how people regard you, so you won't mind me saying that I think you're an insensitive punk.

Redneckman · Jun 5, 2004

Lander, you're a complete jackass. Pun not intended. This is a gambling forum, don't start the thread if you don't give a damn about the race.

TheFunkMonkey · Jun 5, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by stew:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by lander:
Big f'n deal - it's just a horse, of course, with some eating disorded midget sitting on top trying to rake in a fortune some old over-privleged geezers. Seriously, the one guy had to have his bubble and oxygen tank wheeled in so he could watch "his" horse. What an "athlete"

Do you girls all jerk off to Mr. Ed re-runs too?

I really don't get this hype.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lander,
That is just about the most ignorant, stupid, insensitive post I've ever seen. First of all, you most assuredly do understand why everyone is getting so excited about this race; you really do get all the hype about it, so the whole thread is irrelevant and unnecessary.
And then you offend anyone with any class by your jerking off allusion.
And finally, you denigrate a sick old man, Roy Chapman.
Lander, you should be ashamed of yourself. You certainly don't care about how people regard you, so you won't mind me saying that I think you're an insensitive punk.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You obviously missed Lander's post in the Politics forum. It appears that Lander is trying to stir the pot today. He is doing a pretty good job.

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Redneckman · Jun 5, 2004

I saw it. Looking for attention no doubt.

lander · Jun 5, 2004

Lander,
That is just about the most ignorant, stupid, insensitive post I've ever seen.
You're right, I didn't realize that I would have offended the beastality crowd too. For that, stewie, I appologize.

First of all, you most assuredly do understand why everyone is getting so excited about this race; you really do get all the hype about it, so the whole thread is irrelevant and unnecessary.
Like I said, it's about animals running in circles with some eating disorded midget sitting on top trying to rake in a fortune some old over-privleged geezers.

And then you offend anyone with any class by your jerking off allusion.
And finally, you denigrate a sick old man, Roy Chapman.
Like I told Darryl, in your horsey euphoria, I believe that you have completely misunderstood my post. I didn't compare horse racing to jerking-off, rather I asked the question regarding Mr. Ed as a side question.

Lander, you should be ashamed of yourself. You certainly don't care about how people regard you, so you won't mind me saying that I think you're an insensitive punk.
I am ashamed. Again, I offer my sincerest appologies to the beastality crowd.

[This message was edited by lander on June 05, 2004 at 11:39 AM.]

lander · Jun 5, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Redneckman:
Lander, you're a complete jackass. Pun not intended. This is a gambling forum, don't start the thread if you don't give a damn about the race.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Right, because people don't gamble on horses?

Jackass.