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"The Real Original Rx. Borat"
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This is from a reputable source. In Kazakhstan we do not have thse problems. The main reeason for this is because we don't play the baseballs. "I love baseballs, do you love the baseballs?"

Trent Rosecrans, Borat and Lee Heidel
at Savannah Sand Gnats game May 24, 2002
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Nomar is borderline crazy. He is paranoid to the point where he believes
they intentionally doctor the field so he will make errors.

Nomar did not celebrate after the awesome game 5 victory over the A's,
in fact he broke chairs in the clubhouse because he thought they
unfairly scored an error on him.

Nomar had only 3 friends at his wedding - Mia Hamm had 200.

Nomar hates A-Rod now for trying to come here.

Nomar has the worst double play mechanics of any shortstop.

Selig jammed Lucchino on Red Sox owners with a $6MIL price tag.

Joe O'Donnell was told by Selig that if he wanted to own the Sox he
would have to take Lucchino at 6 Mil / yr and Lucchino would not have to
answer to anyone. O'Donnell was outraged and hated Lucchino.

Lucchino is a bad guy and he personally ruined the A-Rod deal.

Viratek will likely bolt the Sox for a bigger offer.

Lowe is very insecure and will settle for more years at lesser $ to stay
with Sox.

Nixon will be signed.

Pedro's tear in the rotator cuff is over 90% and he truly thinks every
outing will be his last.

Sox are trying to get Pedro to take an NFL type contract that is big $,
but not guaranteed. If he gets healthy, he gets paid, if he blows it
out, no $.

The Yanks are in turmoil. Steinbrenner listens to no one and defied

Torre, Cashman and the baseball brain trust on all deals. They wanted
Pettitte resigned, to move Soriano to center, Guerrero in right, Kaz
Matsui at second. Steinbrenner went out and got Lofton and still has not
spoken to Bernie because he is pissed.

Yanks have a rift between the Puerto Rican players and the Dominicans.
This is a rift throughout baseball, but Yanks had it bad last year, with
Mondesi leading the Dominicans and brought Soriano into his camp.

Jeter does not like this team; he misses the O'Neill, Tino M Yanks.

Jeter can not believe Pedro and Manny get away with not talking to the
media; he thinks it is awful and bad for baseball.

Javier Vasquez is bright, competitive, and should thrive with Puerto
Rican battery mate Posada.

Giambi is off the juice and lost 25 lbs and he is embarrassed.

Francona will be up to the task in the Red Sox clubhouse - very bright
and personable.

Manny is deathly afraid of being hit by a pitch.

Kevin Brown is on the roids and may be the most competitive personality
in all the game. He will hate NY, but pitch well.

Mussina is an intellectual loner. He graduated Suma from Stanford in 3

years and does not care what anyone thinks of him. Still coaches in
hometown in PA is the off-season.

Jeter has the best baseball IQ he has ever seen.

Mariano Rivera is the best human being in the game.

Clemens told him Steinbrenner hated Pettitte.

Clemens trainer while on the Sox screwed with him with a workout regimen
that caused recurring groin pulls. New trainer in Toronto changed his
career.

Sox fans fell for Duquette myth that Roger dogged it. Clemens has always
had the greatest work ethic and training in the game.

Like the Cubs in the NL. Astros will be an interesting team to watch.

Red Sox will win the East

McCourt is over his head financially in LA.

Contreras suffering from Cuban depression. Castro abuses the family
members back in Cuba and it gets to the players, knowing they are paying
a price. Look for El Duque to come back to keep Contreras happy with a
fellow Cuban who can share his pain.
 

"The Real Original Rx. Borat"
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I find that the longer the first post is, the less likely you are to get a response. And if you do, chances are you won't get too many. What do you think Blue?
 

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interesting stuff, me being a yankee fan.
u should write for THE NEW YORK POST.
 

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i liked the post also. could very well be borats best ever.

the comments about mussina made me giggle. it was actually economics in 3.5 years i discovered.

borat kind of reminds me of 'balki' in that avatar.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unochamps:
interesting stuff, me being a yankee fan.
u should write for THE NEW YORK POST.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I am writing before for the leading newspapers in Kazakhstan. Does the Rx need another writer who is proffusious with English language?
 

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It now costs US $5950 to take family of 18 to Red Sox game. I just go with my other wife, bring in food I hide. This way I only pay US $180 for the two tickets.
One time I sing National Anthem and I pay nothing.
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"High Five!" is what Borat appears to enjoy doing with the mascots dressed up in what look like massive chicken outfits. A policeman is then interviewed, the film "Beverley Hills Cops" is discussed, "What is the name of the man with the chocolate face?" asks Borat. "Eddie Murphy" is the reply.



Borat then chats with an elderly fan about how to support the team, our reporter is told off for shouting at the opposition, "**** you!". The elderly fan is appauled as Borat attempts to persuade him to help bribe the officials.



The day ends for Borat in the home changing room surrounded by semi naked and naked men. Somehow Borat ends up in the showers touching the men's arms and commenting on the size of their "hrams". "Can I touch it?", is Borat's now trademark question. And finally Borat persuades a player to have a wrestling competition with him. Great stuff.
 

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Looks like after all I may have been right for some of the things. Who say this Kazakhi only make stupid gay posts?

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"The Real Original Rx. Borat"
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Why Sal? Do I sound like him? Here is other picture. And then you decide.
Are you related to Sal Minella?
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