A beer is always wet, you have to work on a pussy.
Beer 1-0
Beer tastes terrible if it's hot.
Pussy 1-1
If you find a hair while drinking beer you may puke.
Pussy 2-1
If you come back home smellig like beer, your wife may get upset.
If you come back home smelling like other pussy, your wife will get upset.
1 pt for each Pussy 3-2
10 beers in one night you won't be able to drive home.
10 pussies in one night, why would you?
Pussy 4-2
Drink a beer in a crowded place, normal.
Eat pussy in a crowded place, you are a legend
Pussy 4-2
If a cop smells beer on you, you'll get arrested.
If a cop smells pussy on you, he'll buy you a beer.
Pussy 5-2
Rip off a beer tag, fun.
Rip off a thong, much much funnier.
Pussy 6-2
You pay taxes for a beer.
Pussy 7-2
You drink one beer, the second one won't be jealous.
Pussy 7-3
You can always be sure, you'll be the first to have that beer.
Pussy 7-4
You know exactly how much a beer will cost.
Pussy 7-5
Beer doesn't have a mother.(Triple bonus)
Beer 8-7
You hug your beer for half an hour after you drink it, ONLY if you want.
Beer 9-7
Final Score
BEER 9
Pussy 7
You decide.
PS. If you are a woman reading this, i'll bet you a beer won't be mad. SO....
Beer 10
Pussy 7
Beer 1-0
Beer tastes terrible if it's hot.
Pussy 1-1
If you find a hair while drinking beer you may puke.
Pussy 2-1
If you come back home smellig like beer, your wife may get upset.
If you come back home smelling like other pussy, your wife will get upset.
1 pt for each Pussy 3-2
10 beers in one night you won't be able to drive home.
10 pussies in one night, why would you?
Pussy 4-2
Drink a beer in a crowded place, normal.
Eat pussy in a crowded place, you are a legend
Pussy 4-2
If a cop smells beer on you, you'll get arrested.
If a cop smells pussy on you, he'll buy you a beer.
Pussy 5-2
Rip off a beer tag, fun.
Rip off a thong, much much funnier.
Pussy 6-2
You pay taxes for a beer.
Pussy 7-2
You drink one beer, the second one won't be jealous.
Pussy 7-3
You can always be sure, you'll be the first to have that beer.
Pussy 7-4
You know exactly how much a beer will cost.
Pussy 7-5
Beer doesn't have a mother.(Triple bonus)
Beer 8-7
You hug your beer for half an hour after you drink it, ONLY if you want.
Beer 9-7
Final Score
BEER 9
Pussy 7
You decide.
PS. If you are a woman reading this, i'll bet you a beer won't be mad. SO....
Beer 10
Pussy 7
