FENG SHUI tip for gamblers!!

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For luck and wealth, always close the lid on your tiolet seats at home.

I have brought many people good luck and wealth with this advice over the years.

BEST OF LUCK!
 

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Thanks for this pearl...
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I do close the lid to my toilet seat everyday, and it's not for good luck. My lady forces me to close the lid because she says I stink really bad when I go for a crap.

I don't know why she says that for, she must be making it up because I never smell anything in there. In fact, I think my craps don't smell at all.
 

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Sorry Fish No Can Do,
Can't seem to pull away from the computer long enough to fill the dog and cat's water dishes. They would dehydrate.
 

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Sick Gambler,

How did I know you would appear on this type of thread?

Your shit stinks so bad that I can smell it through my monitor now...
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Shrink, That's not my shit you smell now through your monitor, because I haven't gone to the toilet yet.

That was just a fart I just had that you're smelling. In fact, it was a silencer.
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life is ok with the sick one, shrink. I've had a tremendous run in the hockey playoffs and my life has really changed now. I am not the same person I used to be. I am out at the gym 6 days a week pumping iron, i am more active and I have found the greatest woman in the world who loves the hell out of me. I am the happiest i have been in my life. You will see me in Vegas on Aug 14th with her too and I look forward to finally meeting you.. Thanks a lot for asking.. Take care
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> For luck and wealth, always close the lid on your tiolet seats at home.
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WOW...

I am happy for you...

I take it you are no longer an Indians fan, lol?

I have also been pumping iron for the past 9 months to the tune of 4 times a week...

It sure helps simulate those endorphins, doesn't it?
 

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good job shrinky, i am proud of you. But I don't know what endorphins are to be honest with you, but I'll take your word for it. Gotta step out for awhile. Be good and keep up the good work.
 

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Can leave the toilet lid down with morphine. The stuff is so heinous you can't even piss.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by THE SHRINK:
Thanks for this pearl...
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FENG SHUI is a PROVEN method.

Get on the bandwagon Shrinkwrap!
 

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Fish, thanks for the tip. I actually did a trial experiment. 1 week with the lid up and 1 week with the lid down and came to the conclusion after crunching the numbers that I suck either way and should give up betting
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HTRC
 

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Fishhead,

If a player leaves the seat up and wins often, does that mean he/she is sharp?
 

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