Hi Steve how you doin,
All's well with you I hope. Doing fine myself, I'm out a couple of dollars due to some dork, but what the heck all things must pass, right Steve? And too bad about the Cubs but hey, wait till next year. Year after year it gets kind of funny and you and your neighbors, I'm sure, will be chuckling about all of it rather soon.
Hey listen its not so bad down here. Yea the first 10 or 20 years you curse the heat, humidity, and the mosquitos that bite in November, but then you realize that curses don't work and you just learn to deal with it.
Now I would strongly suggest you move to my part of the state no matter what kind of perks they throw at you from southeast of here. Over here you don't have to worry about a winning team nor a tradition of anykind. You can go to ballgames in this dome we have here, and trust me Steve, the ambience is every bit as good as at Wrigley. We have a lively group of fans here and all 25 of them are jumping everynight. Plus you don't even have to disguise yourself as a hometeam fan. Most fans if they do diguise themselves at all, simply come as seats.
Now you might not be able to see sailboats and pretty clouds in the distance, nor the picturesque skyline of the city if you sit in the top row of the upper deck, but check this out. If you sit in the top row out in left field here you will be in what we call "the beach." Tickets next year will be just $3. You heard right Steve $3 not $200. And you'll be able to put on your walkman, close your eyes cause there ain't much to see anyway, and picture the eye candy at Oak Street Beach.....ah the memories Steve.
But I'm just kidding here, we really have a great beach in Clearwater where they sometimes play big time beach volleyball with masculine type of guys jumping in the air and swatting at balls. You might want to think about giving that a shot.
Ok, and I was just kidding about "the beach" seats too. I know you don't want to sit there cause your not a bleacher bum type of guy who so easily could rid himself of a souvenir.
So we have something you will really go for. In your exact seat preference location we have a party area. Thats right Steve, a party area! Steve could you ever have fun there. You could gayly prance about and make attempts to catch foulball after foulball and no one will ever care because there is no one there to care.
Sincerely,
Mr. Jones
PS. Steve I had sent the wife out for some dark rum and I was expecting Bacardi or something like that. So what does she bring home, "Castillo" Gold Puerto Rican Rum. Well, I don't particularly care for that "name" brand. Want I just send it up to you or should I put it aside for you when you get here?
All's well with you I hope. Doing fine myself, I'm out a couple of dollars due to some dork, but what the heck all things must pass, right Steve? And too bad about the Cubs but hey, wait till next year. Year after year it gets kind of funny and you and your neighbors, I'm sure, will be chuckling about all of it rather soon.
Hey listen its not so bad down here. Yea the first 10 or 20 years you curse the heat, humidity, and the mosquitos that bite in November, but then you realize that curses don't work and you just learn to deal with it.
Now I would strongly suggest you move to my part of the state no matter what kind of perks they throw at you from southeast of here. Over here you don't have to worry about a winning team nor a tradition of anykind. You can go to ballgames in this dome we have here, and trust me Steve, the ambience is every bit as good as at Wrigley. We have a lively group of fans here and all 25 of them are jumping everynight. Plus you don't even have to disguise yourself as a hometeam fan. Most fans if they do diguise themselves at all, simply come as seats.
Now you might not be able to see sailboats and pretty clouds in the distance, nor the picturesque skyline of the city if you sit in the top row of the upper deck, but check this out. If you sit in the top row out in left field here you will be in what we call "the beach." Tickets next year will be just $3. You heard right Steve $3 not $200. And you'll be able to put on your walkman, close your eyes cause there ain't much to see anyway, and picture the eye candy at Oak Street Beach.....ah the memories Steve.
But I'm just kidding here, we really have a great beach in Clearwater where they sometimes play big time beach volleyball with masculine type of guys jumping in the air and swatting at balls. You might want to think about giving that a shot.
Ok, and I was just kidding about "the beach" seats too. I know you don't want to sit there cause your not a bleacher bum type of guy who so easily could rid himself of a souvenir.
So we have something you will really go for. In your exact seat preference location we have a party area. Thats right Steve, a party area! Steve could you ever have fun there. You could gayly prance about and make attempts to catch foulball after foulball and no one will ever care because there is no one there to care.
Sincerely,
Mr. Jones
PS. Steve I had sent the wife out for some dark rum and I was expecting Bacardi or something like that. So what does she bring home, "Castillo" Gold Puerto Rican Rum. Well, I don't particularly care for that "name" brand. Want I just send it up to you or should I put it aside for you when you get here?
