Top 5 ways to tell that Grampa is a bookie.

BoratSagdiyev · Mar 16, 2004

5. His dentures have gold teeth in them.

4. He dissappears at the same time evernight for 2 hours and claims he was in the bathroom constipated.

3. He opted for a new hearing aid that allows you to listen to the ballgame even though it cost $900.

2. He has a top of the line Bruno Electric Wheelchair that he payed $12,000 for. Cash! No questions asked.

1. He now owns a 60% stake in the nursing home he was living in.

RPM · Mar 16, 2004

dentures with gold teeth!!!!

priceless

WildBill · Mar 16, 2004

I heard one kind of like this one before

If I remember right, the other one is something like:

6. You regularly can't visit with him in his nursing home because his three cell phones and two pagers keep going off ruining your "quality time".

1cheater · Mar 16, 2004

He's always sending Uncle Joey No Nose to the pay phone about the same times every day.

BoratSagdiyev · Mar 16, 2004

7. He doesn't let the nurse change his soiled underpants because he keeps a wad of cash stuffed in there. People are constantly mistaking the wad for a large chram.

BoratSagdiyev · Mar 17, 2004

He have 3 bodyguard.

wilheim · Mar 18, 2004

8. He has a knockout 19 year old "Latina" girl friend.

wil.

SubZaero · Mar 18, 2004

He sends you a $100 bill inside a copy of the DB schedule for christmas...

DarrylParsons · Mar 18, 2004

9. His favorite book "101 ways to massage your prostate" has pointspreads and picks scribbled in the margins

BoratSagdiyev · Mar 18, 2004

1. He gets off the phone with someone he refers to as "Doc". When you ask him if he is ok and was making a doctors appointment he says "you gotta get a clue kid."