Oh...oh... Inventor patents device for ads in space

Search

Member
Joined
Sep 20, 2004
Messages
978
Tokens
Just when you thought spam couldn't get any worse....

Thursday, March 11, 2004 Posted: 9:41 AM EST (1441 GMT) MOSCOW, Russia (AP) -- Orion, the Big Dipper and Andromeda could be joined in the heavens by ads for soft drinks and cigarettes if a Russian inventor's device catches on.

Alexander Lavrynov, a spacecraft designer, said he has patented a device for putting advertising into space that would be seen from Earth, Interfax news agency reported Wednesday.

"Space commercials could embrace huge areas and a colossal number of consumers," he said. "This would literally be intercontinental coverage."

He said the satellites would be visible in the night sky by employing sunlight reflectors, with multiple satellites linked together to create a message large enough to be seen.

"People would be able to see writing in the skies from the Earth no worse than they see the stars," he said.

story.earth.nasa.jpg


pssst....pssst... Shrink! I hear they have early bird specials. Book your spots now and save $$$! LOL
 

New member
Joined
Sep 21, 2004
Messages
124
Tokens
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~Falco~:
It can beam Porno also.
1036253673.gif
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I may be able to go for that
 

RPM

OG
Joined
Mar 20, 2001
Messages
23,146
Tokens
its a shame to think that someday my kids or grandkids might not be able to look up at the sky on a clear night to see the stars without seeing some stupid fvcking ad.
 

New member
Joined
Sep 21, 2004
Messages
5,398
Tokens
Hey now, it could always be structured in an educational manner ...

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>
venhaus.jpg


The Northern Lights, or aurora borealis, appear when a particularly strong solar wind hits the Van Allen Belt, a ring of charged particles around the Earth. The Northern Lights are considered to be one of the most beautiful sights in the heavens -- and you'll think you've gone to heaven when you play at Pinnacle Sports, home of the -105 side and -108 total in NFL and NBA EVERY DAY. Gooooooooooo PINNACLE!"
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Something like that maybe.


Phaedrus
 

New member
Joined
Sep 21, 2002
Messages
2,954
Tokens
the commies would have had some respect, this modern day russsian mafioso are scum.

btw, great pick phaedrus, wish i can one day witness such a wonder.
 

Forum statistics

Threads
1,108,592
Messages
13,452,826
Members
99,426
Latest member
bodyhealthtechofficia
The RX is the sports betting industry's leading information portal for bonuses, picks, and sportsbook reviews. Find the best deals offered by a sportsbook in your state and browse our free picks section.FacebookTwitterInstagramContact Usforum@therx.com