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"The Real Original Rx. Borat"
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You take a hair see. And then you check it yeah. You send it out to a lab see. It tells you if they ae on drugs. Can go back a long time with this method.
 

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I have found the easiest way is to have them use a razorblade to extract hair from my lower leg.

Very simple, and supposedly, very accurate.
 

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Just for the sake of argument . Let's say that the General was a major acid freak. this method will not be able to tell this. Not yet anyway. They would have to cut you open to determine if you took all they say you took. What I would be more concerned about General are the pictures.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The General:
Let's say Im 55 and I ate LSD 20 yrs ago. Will I pass?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

nope
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FISHHEAD:
I have found the easiest way is to have them use a razorblade to extract hair from my lower leg.

Very simple, and supposedly, very accurate.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

but you said you shave your legs daily, you said that makes you walk and run more "aerodynamically"
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Cecil, I know of two companies locally who use this procedure.

A bolt fastening Co. and a food system Co.
 

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General,

wear a good toupee to your interview and when you get the piece of hair cut off for the test, If you do not have one , im sure Boris can send you some Mule hair from Kazakastan. It might do the trick
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dante:
General,

wear a good toupee to your interview and when you get the piece of hair cut off for the test, If you do not have one , im sure Boris can send you some hair from Mule hair from Kazakastan. It might do the trick<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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They use this test all the time. General tell the truth you are just worried they are going to do a DNA test and tell you that you are not related to the General, either that or your worried about the xx/xy results? You would hate to find out you have been living a lie all these years.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jwunderdog:
They use this test all the time. General tell the truth you are just worried they are going to do a DNA test and tell you that you are not related to the General, either that or your worried about the xx/xy results? You would hate to find out you have been living a lie all these years.
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LMAO. I just seen the issue in a newsletter I get weekly for local jobs and thought I would ask about it. If I can't shoot heroin & methodone, smoke crack, and do lsd with valium, while drinking alcohol, then I'm not for hire
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> ANHEISER-BUSCH <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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In my country they pull the hair from the testes section because it is illegal to have scissors. Have you seen what can happen when you run with them? They then send out these how you say in American.......short hairs, to Russia for inspection.
 

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shave all the hair off of your body and tell them its a 'medical condition' while mumbling something about the trilateral commission and tinfoil hats...
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Fishhead,

When I went to work at Anheuser a few years ago, they made me do a hair and piss test. They were thorough if anything. I think I went through 6 different trials just to get the job. The pay wasn't all that great but the benefits were outstanding. I still have the shirts. Those things are like an all-access pass to concerts and sporting events because who's going to impede the beer man?
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