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COVINGTON, Ga. - A woman was caught trying to use a fake $1 million bill to buy $1,675 worth of merchandise at a Wal-Mart, and was later found with two more of the bills in her purse, police said.


The United States Treasury does not make $1 million bills, but people can buy souvenirs of such a bill at some stores, police said.


"It looks real, but of course there's nothing real about this," Covington Police Chief Stacey Cotton said Tuesday. "People do crazy things all the time. I think it's just another example of some odd things that occur."


A clerk at the store immediately noticed the bill was fake when 35-year-old Alice Regina Pike handed it to her on Friday, Cotton said.


Pike then tried to use two gift cards with only $2.32 of value on them to buy the merchandise, but when that didn't work she again asked if the clerk could cash the $1 million bill, Cotton said. The store then called police.


Pike, of Porterdale, was charged with forgery. There was no listing for her phone number in directory assistance, and she could not be reached for comment Tuesday.


Covington is 32 miles southeast of Atlanta.


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How could anyone think a store, or even a bank could break change on a million? Wil- is this another one of your "funny stories"?
 

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Looks like a dude with a bad mullet.
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What are the odds this chick lives in a trailer?
 

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I don't know when I have ever had a bigger laugh!!
She should have tried the 7-11 Stores first. I mean thos Walmart Employees are on the "ball"!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SubZaero:
She IS as dumb as she looks...
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No one could be that stupid.
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if she was thinking, she would have just tried to buy the merchandise without waiting for her change. something like this:

clerk: o.k., that's 40 pairs of jeans, 5 dvd players & 125 quarts of motor oil. comes to $1,675.

woman: here's $1 million. keep the change.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by oldmantime:
I don't know when I have ever had a bigger laugh!!
She should have tried the 7-11 Stores first. I mean thos Walmart Employees are on the "ball"!
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maybe a better strategy would have been to try to buy something that wouldn't require change...like a patriot missle or an 80 foot yacht.
 

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I thought when I first read the article--that it was a line from a comedy movie!!
 

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What an idiot. Why didn't she just deposit it in here checking account and use her debit card
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Imagine when the investigators arrived: "Mam, where did you get this" Woman: "I won it in Las Vegas on my futures play of Panthers vs New England in the Super Bowl"!
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