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I was in this old neighborhood I use to live in yesterday and decided to stop in and get a pit beef sandwich....This place had the best food and probably still does, but after the cow took my order I just couldn`t continue the transaction, she was asking me medium or well done and all I could do was stutter as I watched her chubby grubby fingers break open my role...She was about 5-10 340lbs

....okay well its one thing to be a tad overweight, but she was wearing this filthy apron, her hair was greasy and she was hideous!! I pretended I left my wallet in the car lol, and split..

Why on earth do these food service people hire these eye sores? I mean there was no way I could have eaten the sandwich after that...anyone else not eat out anymore because you have some dirtball picking their ass preparing your food? Damn, how can anyone expect to eat after this!!!


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So Jman, How did the evening go with the 5-10 340lbs.

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j-man,

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can u imagine her sitting there by the grill & munching all day...people must take responsibility for their health...heck I am 15 lbs overweight but I could not imagine being 150 lbs overweight, would have made me feel sick aswell...lol...
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by blue edwards:
obese girls need love too.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Most certainly. I wouldn't have it any other way.

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Funny you say that because I have been through many many moments in my eating in restaurants career just like what you went through. Last year I was served by a fat woman who had a snot hanging out of her nose, no joke. All that was on my mind was "please snot, don't come out and stay in there". Now I wanted to leave, but I couldn't because I was starving and hadn't eaten in 13 hrs. The snot was still nicely packed in her left nostril and I felt ok and thinking I was safe still. Then moments later, my food arrives and what do you know, the snot is no longer there. Now I am thinking the worse.. I am thinking she must've picked it with her hand and then brought my food, or maybe it fell in the rice. I had to make a decision then and now, so what do I do, I still eat my meal, but I didn't enjoy it. Who knows if that snot really did fall in my rice or not and who knows, maybe I ate it. If I hadn't been so hungry, I swear I would have left.

And if you think being served by a fat 340lb slob is bad, I swear to GOD, 2 nights ago, I went to a popular restaurant here in Montreal and our waiter had AIDS and had 6 months to live. I know it's almost impossible to catch AIDS from him touching my plate, but I was still scared to eat it, but of course, I still ate it. If any of you are in Montreal, they have great food there and you must go there. It's called "Le Club Sandwich" on Ste Catherine St, and if you eat there, just make sure you avoid this 6'3 123lb guy named Simon. He works at night.
 

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it's almost impossible to catch AIDS from him touching my plate

It is IMPOSIBLE, not almost....

Who knows if that snot really did fall in my rice or not and who knows, maybe I ate it.

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to answer your question, Journey, I've walked out out of places before they can take my order if I see them handling the food without gloves. Last 2 times I recall was a Dairy Queen on a road trip and a Subway here in Kansas. The Dairy Queen incident was particularly nauseating as the girl who was going to be making my sandwich was sweating pretty badly and was handling money before and after touching the buns she was schlonging dogs into. I wasn't the only one, she freaked out the guy standing in line behind me too, the look on his face was hilarious.
 

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I just got off the phone and ordered a late lunch. I guess I picked a wrong time to read this thread. I seem to have lost my appetite.
 

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did you guys ever see the SNL episode where GOD is telling the guy what the grossest things he has eaten in his life were?

Hilarious...

If we knew what we had eaten we would be disgusted...I must eat a pound of dog hair every week as I vacuum every 2 days but my dogs leave hair everywhere...
 

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Sounds alot like a Waffle House experience I had in Dallas once (you can all insert your Waffle House experience here...)

We had 3 of us about 5 sheets to the wind at about 4am when the real A crew works.

We get greated by a real winner with the normal 4 jagged teeth in her entire mouth, and some kind of really really bad skin disease..really looked like pox of some kind (which we didn't see til AFTER we placed the order).

But the most disturbing of it all was her resemblence to a 3rd base coach. And I swear her ass was the indicator sign, before she took an order, she's wipe her grubby greasy tiny sausage fingers across that enormous ass.

It really got comical while we were sitting back waiting for our food as she's wipe on the ass, scratch the head and rub her arm...I think that was the Waffle House version of the hit and run sign...

Thanks for bringing up this painful memory...
 

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Back in the day ....

After a gallon of Jack and an Eight Ball ...

I'd wake up with a face that looked like a glazed donut. God only knows for sure how serious my muff diving must have been.

Pigs in bars and food joints ... hell I ate a few.

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Kiss , are you 100% certain that the "Glaze" was from a WOMAN?
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Just think, maybe all those missing "holes" you've had to fill in from all that JD , you have been filling in incorrectly all those years
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Last fall I was sitting in a roadside restaurant with a buddy. He needed to eat on the fly so we stopped and he ordered a burger from one of those typical "greasy sppons". You know the type, fat, hairy , sweaty slug near the open flat steel grill slinging patties
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So he's back there with a cigarette hanging from his lips and the ashes are burning at a pretty good pace. Suddenly....*plunk".....right on the grill !!!
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What does he do? Spatula!!!!Scrapes the burger, scrapes the grill and wipes it off on his apron!!!! The friggin apron was worse than the floor!!!! For those of you who don't mind, there is still one burger sitting there that might be had at a discount
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I tell ya what I felt like doing...I felt like asking for the manager, and saying look, look at this girl, she is a freaking pig, and it wasn`t the fact that she was a big cow, she was filthy!? I tried to wait away from the ordering counter, til she grazed off... (which she did lol) so the other kid comes up to the counter and I hurry over, he was almost as grubby so I tell him what I want, and she walks back over with my roll in her hand, and she`s asking "medium or well done sir" and all I can do is watch her fingers fondling my roll and I kinda stuttered "ah, well done" but I knew I wasn`t about to go through with it....

It wasn`t so much her size, it was her horrible appearance...I guess thats the best they can get....I can`t do the fast food scene anymore....

A couple years back me and friend pull into a Popeye`s drive thru, and the kid had sores all over his arms, we ended up still eating the chicken....I just don`t get how these owners allow these people to represent them, these type of people should be way in the back....Who are these people!?
 

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Sick- I would have been out of there lickity split!

Here is what`s funny though, if the girl would have been a cutie say 5/6 120 blonde, I wouldn`t have cared if she had her bare hands on my roll...

Even going to the Deli to get lunchmeat..I will be selective who I want handling my meat, and they atleast do wear those gloves...I prefer servers with a good set of teeth for starters...Sometimes I will grab a number and if the wrong meat cutter calls my number, I just act like I have a different number lmao...then I go grab a new number, one time I couldn`t ge the right person, I had to pick a number 4 times...
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> A couple years back me and friend pull into a Popeye`s drive thru, and the kid had sores all over his arms <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Journeyman that is truly gross. I just imagine that some scabs from his sores probably fell in your chicken and you ate it anyways.

Honestly though, for some reason the most unkempt and slovenly people seem to work in the food industry. It is almost expected to see an overweight, sweaty, greasy cook in a fast food place. They always scare me b/c I know if I am not Pageant contestant nice to them they can spit in, sweat on (and any number of gross things) my food. I shudder at the thought
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I don't like where this is going. If it was a cute blonde with big tits, you would've been imagining yourself in the bathroom cleaning her up, I agree people who handle food should be clean, but maybe she didn't even touch it, just brought it to you, i don't know, what do i know is not to judge a book by its cover... We gotta bigger than that...
 

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What do you guys do when you are in a fine restaurant and all the waiters, cooks, etc... look nice, but that 3rd or 4th bite in the burger, salad, etc... presents a nice long hair?
 

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