These 3 midgets were coming to the end of their lives and they were very depressed. They were depressed because they realized they will soon be dead and no one will remember them. They wanted to leave a legacy. After days of pondering how they can be remembered, one midget gathered his 2 friends together and said, "I got it! We will be remembered!" Look at you....you have the smallest feet in the world. Look at you...you have the smallest hands in the world. And me, embarrassins as it may be has the smallest dik in the world. Lets go down to the guiness book of world headquarters tomorrow and get remembered. Sure enough the next day all 3 waddled down to the Guiness Book of Wolrd Record HQ. Midget one went in and came out 5 minutes later with a huge smile and banner, exclaiming: "I'm gonna be remembered! I have the smallest feet in the world!" Midget 2 went in and came out 5 minutes later with a huge smile and a banner, exclaiming: "I'm gonna be remembered. I have the smallest hands in the world!" Midget 3 then went in. 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 20 minutes, his 2 friends were wondering where he was...what could have happened! Finally after 45 minutes, midget 3 comes out with no banner and a frown on his face, exclaiming:
"Who the HELL is Panther!!!"
"Who the HELL is Panther!!!"
