Oh well...its still funny...
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He dosen't know what costume to wear that will hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.
A few days later he recieves a package with a note :
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a lettor of complaint.
A week goes by and he receives another package with a note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monks habit. The long robe will cover your leg, and with your bald head you will really look the part.
Very truley yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is OUTRAGED since they have gone from emphasizing his leg to his head, and he writes another nasty letter of complaint.
Then next week the man receives another package with a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head and stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple!
Yours truly,
Acme Costume Co.
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He dosen't know what costume to wear that will hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.
A few days later he recieves a package with a note :
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a lettor of complaint.
A week goes by and he receives another package with a note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monks habit. The long robe will cover your leg, and with your bald head you will really look the part.
Very truley yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is OUTRAGED since they have gone from emphasizing his leg to his head, and he writes another nasty letter of complaint.
Then next week the man receives another package with a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head and stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple!
Yours truly,
Acme Costume Co.
