Top 5 Signs your kid may be addicted to gambling

Tico · Feb 19, 2004

Top 5 Signs your kid may be addicted to gambling
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5. His school lunches are comped
4. There's a bookie sleeping in his tree-house
3. Changed his middle name to "The Greek"
2. He's 9 and he's dating a showgirl
1. Says things like "Daddy needs a new skateboard"

wilheim · Feb 19, 2004

6. His bike is for sale.
7. He has half a dozen Jim Fiest T-shirts.
8. He watches ESPN. News instead of MTV.
9. He is overheard saying to a phone "I want to buy the hook".
10. His home page is The Prescription.

wil.

Dante · Feb 19, 2004

#1. You are The General's Son

TheGeneral+ · Feb 19, 2004

Not to far off Dante, He and I had a discussion on Dime Lines during his lunch hour today

VaultedTreehouse · Feb 19, 2004

That wasn't far off my childhood. When I owed dad money he'd tell me the juice is running. LOL

D2bets · Feb 19, 2004

11. He says his best friend's name is Don...Donnie Best.
12. He only enters the house through the front door, oddly frightened of the back door.
13. When buying orange juice at school, he refuses to pay more than 10 cents and demands a promtional day of 7 cent juice.

sometech · Feb 19, 2004

14. all his grid paper is used for board pools
15. has a NETeller debit card
16. overly excited or depressed the day after super bowl

VaultedTreehouse · Feb 19, 2004

17. Puts his allowance into a money clip.

wilheim · Feb 19, 2004

18. Very depressed even though his favorite team won, but by only 2 points.

19. Calls sauteed liver for dinner a bad beat.

20. Keeps stacks of blank Western Union withdrawal and deposit forms in his room.

wil.

VaultedTreehouse · Feb 19, 2004

Wil, I love #19.

RobFunk · Feb 19, 2004

he has his own phoneline with an a lot of 900# charges

VaultedTreehouse · Feb 19, 2004

21. Asks you to drop him off at a GA meeting after basketball practice.
22. Brags to Grandma about hitting a five team parlay.

D2bets · Feb 19, 2004

23. Refuses to do his homework, swearing that it's a "trap".
24. His surefire strategy for acing the upcoming exam is to fade his loser friend Jimmy.

LEYKIS101 · Feb 19, 2004

He gets recorded messages from Jack Price during recess.

-Slim- · Feb 19, 2004

25. Invites all his friends to a seemingly innocent fantasy football league...

Schouest · Feb 19, 2004

26. The chips on his plate with his ham sandwich are in 5 and 25 dollar denominations.
27. Greatest fear is not drowning, but getting rivered.

wilheim · Feb 19, 2004

28. Calls distant relatives in another state to ask "hows the weather".

wil.

-Slim- · Feb 19, 2004

29. Has a cat and a dog, named teaser and parlay, respectively.

wilheim · Feb 19, 2004

30. Tells parents he has to "Get out" then never leaves his room....

wil.

-Slim- · Feb 19, 2004

31. Tries to steal home in his little league team in the top of the ninth inning with two outs and the score 8-0 to push the game "over" 8.5

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