5 Sure signs your marriage may be in trouble (feel free to add any)

Journeyman · Feb 22, 2004

When your out at dinner on saturday night and you arrainge your wifes seat just to the left of the TV in the background with ESPN on it...

When your wife says "not tonight I have a headache" and your first thought is "its okay, I have "Gonzaga-7" in 5 minutes

While in the movie theatre you fake a leg cramp so you can call in your late action out in the lobby...

Your girlfriend says to you "hunny, I think its time we make a real committment" and you think she`s talking about a Don Best subscription"

While in bed having sex you have your TV on ESPN news, to keep you "in the mood"

Driving down the road humming.... "Sports Radio, E-S-P-N"

Fishhead · Feb 22, 2004

Dante · Feb 22, 2004

You having the best sex in your life with your wife but you squint to see yahoo sports scores on your laptop and if Minny went over

stolidog · Feb 22, 2004

When you covertly plan your grandma's birthday dinner at 2:30 p.m. so you do not miss the tip of the Maryland/Duke game at 4 p.m. (oh wait, that's what I did today)

soccerbob · Feb 22, 2004

Your wife is giving you a really good hummer and you ask her to move a little to one side because she's blocking the score updates on ESPN news.

Her girlfriends invite her out for the evening but she says she doesn't want to leave you all alone. You assure her it's OK as you're shoving her out the door.

She says there's a really good "play" tonight and you ask her what side she likes.

She wants to take a cruise and asks you to call the travel agent for some details. You call the travel agent to make sure your cell phone and score pager will work out at sea.

She tells you that she would like you to find a good "investment" and you go check the future book prices.

Dante · Feb 22, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by soccerbob:
Your wife is giving you a really good hummer and you ask her to move a little to one side because she's blocking the score updates on ESPN news.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

been there done that

stolidog · Feb 22, 2004

When you are 'down there' mid carpet munch, you starting humming 'dah dah dah, dah dah dah' ALA sportscenter music... and she likes the humming feeling so you continue pretending she is Bonnie Bernstein.

Journeyman · Feb 22, 2004

@ Stolidog...

"humming to the image of Bonnie B"

UWinSports · Feb 22, 2004

RxScorekeeper · Feb 22, 2004

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