"In America, you don't, it's not... It's not one of our customs."

BoratSagdiyev · Dec 31, 2003

Borat chats to what looks like a Vietnam Vet in the street:

Borat: "We say in Kazakhstan that a man who never killed a man is like man without any..." (Borat indicated to his groin.) "Is true? Is true?"

Man: "It's a strange feeling"

Borat: "You have a big..." (Borat indicates to the man's groin.) "You have a big 'hram'?"

Man: "Errrrrr, fairly... Not... Pretty good."

Borat: "I can touch?"

Man: "In America, you don't, it's not... It's not one of our customs."

Borat: "I can touch?"

Man: (The man looks around) "Well sure, why not"

Borat: "This is OK with you?"

Man: "Sure"

(Borat reaches between the man's legs and touches him, they both then laugh)

Borat: "It's nice... It's good, but I have seen bigger!"

This is transcript and picture from early interview.

Ken, you are looking for roving reporter?

BoratSagdiyev · Dec 31, 2003

I can go wherever new boss want me to go and interview top guys in sports.

EverFresh · Dec 31, 2003

How is this attempt at humor relevant to "gaming and sporting information and discussion"?

BoratSagdiyev · Dec 31, 2003

I know. They ask for suggestioins to make the Rx better and I keep making suggestion to reorganize the posting forums. there needs to be enough activity in each of the roms so that a poster can get a reply in a minimal amount of time. Yet some things don't fall squarely in other catagories. If I put this in rubber room I will have to wait a long time for response. Why you pick this one to say this Mr. Fresh. So mamny other posts have no sport information. I started my new year early. I do not like Russian Vodka....BLEAHHHHH instead I prefer refined sophisticated taste of Grey Goose. It remind me of me. Ok EverFresh I have to go for a minute. My other post has information for sport. In particular the wrestle. You want to make wrestle with me?

RPM · Dec 31, 2003

-Slim- · Dec 31, 2003

My only beef is I did not find it funny, at all.

BoratSagdiyev · Dec 31, 2003

Slim. You need more information about my life in England and now in America. I am reporter from Kazakhstan who makes special reportings. I am featured on HBO and on Channel 4 in England. Sometimes the humor is tough to laugh at when it is printed but if you see video from my interviews you will be laughing. Thank you and Happy New Year!

-Slim- · Dec 31, 2003

Fully aware I am Mr Borat. Though funny at times, I found this thread not funny. My only beef.

Hows life in the dorm?

sds · Dec 31, 2003

anyone know the real deal about this Borat guy?
Seems he speaks great english with impressive words for two sentences, and then sounds like he fell off the Borsche boat the next two. Is this some satirical character that I have somehow missed along the way or is he the next candidate for a rubber room of his own?>??
just a question that had to be asked.

maxdemo · Dec 31, 2003

Maybe he has split personalities????

Diarmuid · Dec 31, 2003

Yes, he is a satirical figure on British Television. His creator is Sacha Baron Cohen, who also plays Ali G. You may have heard of Ali G, but he is so well known now that he cannot really function as before by fooling politicians and celebrities, hence his new creation....Borat Sagdiyev

wilheim · Dec 31, 2003

Borat a pair of green fatigues does'nt make a guy a Vietnam, or any other wartime veteran. It only means he had the $40 to buy a pair.

wil.

sds · Dec 31, 2003

Thanks Dermo,
At least now I have some background......must have missed the British references to this figure that he pays homage to. Seems like a great deal of effort for a person to try and emulate this retarded persona on a chatboard. To each his own.

waw · Dec 31, 2003

I'm sure Channel 4 will be thrilled to know their material is being used on a offshore gambling site!

Maybe Sasha Cohen will come up with a new character based upon a 'typical' offshore bookie or gambler? Wonder what it would look like?

Diarmuid · Dec 31, 2003

His previous incarnation (Ali G) succeeded in bringing a few pompous twits down to earth. My favourite case being an interview with a senior member of the Unionist Party in Northern Ireland. The interview went something like this:

Ali G: So you is Irish then?
Politician: No I am British
Ali G: So you is a tourist then?

The real entertainment is seeing people actually think that this guy is real, and taking him seriously, when he is just setting them up to be made fools of.

SECprophet · Dec 31, 2003

Ali G Rulez!!!

Booya ka-sha!

JackDee · Dec 31, 2003

"Ali G: So you is Irish then?
Politician: No I am British
Ali G: So you is a tourist then?"

watched that one too myself, and lmao!!!

DarrylParsons · Jan 1, 2004

Borat makes me laugh but I wonder what's in it for him? Fame? Glory? Money? There are better ways of getting those than posting his humorous stuff here.

BoratSagdiyev · Jan 5, 2004

Last year I made interview with Shaud Williams from Alabama and he becoming a big star now. I will find and post interview for all to enjoy. Thank you.