(POWERBALL 210 MILLION)BEANTOWNJIMS PLANS WITH THE MONEY

BOYS I AM SITTING HERE AS I TYPE LOOKING AT 15 TICKETS FOR THE POWER BALL LOTTERY TONIGHT WORTH A WHOPPING 210 MILLION.WHAT A WAY TO BRING IN THE NEW YEAR.TOP 10 THINGS I WILL DO IF I HIT THE BIG JACKPOT I GRIN WHEN I WIN

#10 I WILL BUY THE RX AND FIRE THE WHOLE STAFF I WILL HIRE NEW MODERATORS WHO WILL BE INSTRUCTED TO LET THE PEOPLE SPEAK MY MODS WILL BE SICK GAMBLER,JJGOLD,LOU DIAMOND,AND ILL BRING BACK UNCLE WELCHER NUTS JUST SO I CAN FIRE HIM AND WATCH HIM RUN AWAY CRYING
#9 I WILL MOVE TO PALM SPRINGS AND PLAY GOLF EVERYDAY WITH THE CELEBERTIES AND BE INVITED TO FANCY PARTIES WITH CLINT EASTWOOD AND THE BOYS
#8 SORRY HONEY BUT I WILL HAVE TO LEAVE MY LOVELY WIFE BEANTOWNJIM THE MULTI MILLIONARE CANT BE SEE WITH A 39 YEAR OLD BROAD I WILL BE THE NEW AND YOUNGER HUGH HEFNER I GRIN WHEN I STICK IT IN I WILL BE THE NEW SPOKESMAN FOR VIAGRA
#7 I WILL BY OUR OVERWEIGHT AND OUT OF SHAPE EX MARINE GENERAL PETE A PURPLE HEART FOR THE WARS HE HAS FOUGHTEN HERE AT THE RX
#6 I WILL BUY SEASON TICKETS TO THE CELTICS GAMES COURTSIDE SO I CAN TELL PAUL PIERCE WHAT I REALLY THINK OF HIM HE SUCKS HE IS BONE HEAD PUNK WHO THINKS HE IS A SUPERSTAR MAN I HATE HIS STUPID FACE
#5 I MIGHT BUY MY OWN SMALL PLANE AND GO INTO THE DEADBEAT BUSINESS INSTEAD OF GIVING THEM THE CEMEMNT SHOES IN BOSTON HARBOR. THE WISE GUYS CAN HIRE ME TO TAKE THE DEADBEATS AND SCAMMERS ON A PARACHUTE JUMP ONLY PROBLEM FOR THEM IS THERE WONT BE ANY PARACHUTES ILL CHARGE 5 GRAND A MAN JERANIMO,JERANAMO
# 4 I ALWAYS WANTED TO FIGHT FREDDY FROM MAJOR WAGER BUT HE HAS BEEN DUCKING ME SO IF I HIT THE POWER BALL I WILL PUT UP A 100,000 PURSE TO GET FREDDY INTO THE RING SO I CAN KICK HIS ARSE
#3 I WILL TAKE A TRIP TO CUBA BANG A COUPLE OF BROADS GET 10 BOXES OF FIDEL CASTRO'S BEST CIGARS HAVE A NICE CUBAN SANDWICH AND SAY HELLO TO ELIAN GONZALES.
#2 THERE IS NO # 2 I AM DRAWING A BLANK
#1 IF I HIT THE 210 MILLION DOLLAT JACKPOT TONIGHT I WILL BUILD MY OWN SMALL TOWN IT WILL BE A GAY FREE ZONE (WE WILL HAVE NO STARBUCKS,WE WILL HAVE BARBERS NOT STYLIST'S,NO MENS FIGURE SKATING ALLOWED IN MY TOWN,ANYBODY WITH FAG NAMES LIKE BEN,ZACK,JONATHAN,MAX,STEPHEN WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN MY TOWN,I WILL HAVE NO REST AREAS IN MY TOWN,NO Y.M.C.A.'S,NO STEP AROBICS CLASSES IN MY TOWN,NOBODY WHO USES THERE FULL NAME IS ALLOWED EXAMPLE RICHARD IS RICH,JONATHAN IS JOHN,KENNETH IS KEN,GET MY DRIFT FELLAS HOW COME GAY MEN INSIST ON USING THERE FULL NAMES IT DRIVES ME NUTS.THESE ARE THE RULES IN MY NEW TOWN FELLAS OBEY THE RULES OR BE SHOT AT SUNRISE END OF STORY

LMFAO BEANO>>> good read

but sadly I am winning it but I will fly out there to see you and Sick gambler in boston...we can eat lobster

HAPPY NEW YEAR IN SYDNEY AUSTRALIA I JUST SAW IT ON THE TODAY SHOW WOW THEY ARE WAY AHEAD OF US.HAPPY NEW YEAR MARIA FROM BET AUSTRALIA I WONDER IF SHE IS DRUNK I AM DYING TO HAVE PHONE SEX WITH THIS SEXY WOMEN.ITS MIDNIGHT AT BET AUSTRALIA MAYBE ILL CALL NOW AND SEE IF MARIA IS A LITTLE TIPSY.HAVE A GOOD DAY BOYS I HAVE TO RIDE TO RHODE ISLAND TO GET SOME MORE POWER BALL TICKETS FOR A COUPLE OF FRIENDS OF MY WIFE'S

BEANHEAD, didn't you forget to buy that multi/use rider snowplow/lawnmower and make sure you lock it in the garage so your buddy doesn't return for more Christmas presents.

BTJ is a value poster.
I hope that he won't ask for his money back claiming late purchase, if the ticket doesn't cash

LET ME HELP YOU BEANTOWN,

#2- BY A $10.00 TIMEX WATCH SO ME AND LENNY FROM CASCADE CAN GET ALONG AGAIN. AND SO I KNOW WHAT TIME THE CELTIC'S GAME'S START.

beantown sounds like he just came from fox's "king of the hill" tv show.