Top Ten Holiday Traditions In The Military
10. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask
9. Roasting chestnuts with an M4-A3 flamethrower
8. Draw up list of who's naughty, who's nice and who can't run their 2 miles without wheezing like an infant
7. Christmas morning, getting to sleep in till 0530
6. Want a Playstation 2? Fire Tomahawk missiles at Santa's ass
5. You open a gift and surprise! It's a khaki-colored t-shirt
4. Extra R&R for any personnel named Donner or Blitzen
3. There's always plenty of parking at the mall when you're driving a tank
2. Watching "Frosty" and crying my eyes out
1. Freeze-dried, shelf-stable, vacuum-sealed eggnog
10. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask
9. Roasting chestnuts with an M4-A3 flamethrower
8. Draw up list of who's naughty, who's nice and who can't run their 2 miles without wheezing like an infant
7. Christmas morning, getting to sleep in till 0530
6. Want a Playstation 2? Fire Tomahawk missiles at Santa's ass
5. You open a gift and surprise! It's a khaki-colored t-shirt
4. Extra R&R for any personnel named Donner or Blitzen
3. There's always plenty of parking at the mall when you're driving a tank
2. Watching "Frosty" and crying my eyes out
1. Freeze-dried, shelf-stable, vacuum-sealed eggnog
