(BEANTOWNJIM IS BACK AT LOSERVILLE)

THATS RIGHT BOYS I AM BACK HERE AT LOSERVILLE SORRY I MEAN RX BOYS YOU KNOW ME IM A STANDUP GUY IVE HAD GUNS POINTED TO MY HEAD IVE BEEN IN BALLROOM BRAWLS IVE HUNG OUT WITH THE BIG BOYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB AND I WILL SAY THIS BEANTOWNJIM HAS NOT HAD TO WORK IN 12 YEARS I AM RETIRED AT AGE 43 HOW MANY OF YOU CAN SAY THAT YOU ARE RETIRED AT AGE 43 WELL BEANTOWNJIM CAN BOYS I AM AS TRUSTWORTHY AS THEY COME AND I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM MY BEST FRIEND JUST MET A GIRL AND HE IS REALLY IN LOVE WITH HER AND I JUST CAME BACK FROM 7-11 TO PICK UP SOME MILK AND BREAD FOR THE LOVELY WIFE WHO FORCED ME TO GO AND I SAW MY BUDDYS GIRLFRIEND WHO HES REALLY IN LOVE WITH MAKING OUT WITH A GUY BUT BOYS HERE IS THE PROBLEM NOT ONLY WAS SHE MAKING OUT WITH A GUY BUT SHE WAS MAKING OUT WITH A NUBIAN THATS RIGHT BOYS SHES A BLACK LOVER AND MY BUDDY HATES GIRLS WHO ARE INTO BLACK GUYS AND IF I TELL HIM IT WILL BREAK HIS HEART BOYS DO I TELL MY BUDDY AND BREAK HIS HEART OR DO I KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT THIS WILL DEVASTATE HIM I FEEL VERY BAD FOR HIM I CANT BELEIVE THIS GIRL WHO SEEMED SO NICE AND SWEET IS INTO BLACKS YOU KNOW THE SAYING BOYS ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK OR ONCE YOU GO BLACK WE DONT WANT YOU BACK WELL THAT IS WHAT MY BUDDY ALWAYS SAID SO I FEEL SO BAD WHAT SHOULD BEANTOWN DO BOYS SHOULD I TELL HIM OR NOT HURT HIM AND MAKE HIM FIND OUT HIMSELF

BOYS I AM ON FIRE THANK YOU NOWITSKI YESTERDAY FOR MAKING THOSE FREETHROWS FOR THE OVER I AM ON FIRE BOYS THANK GOD I HAD A WHITE GUY SHOOTING OR BEANTOWN WOULD HAVE LOST

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR DAUGHTER WAS DATING PATRICK EWING SHAWN KEMP KEVIN GARNETT OR THE GENERAL WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS