I can see Saddam asking advice from the Fab Five:
"I've got this very important meeting with Donald Rumsfeld. We used to get along so well! I don't know what happened!"
"Now don't hold grudges. See Donald for who he is NOW!"
"Do you think I should wear my uniform?"
"Are you kidding? That look went out with the Village People..."
But I'll take a pass on the scene where Carson examines the contents of Saddam's fridge....
