I was discliplined in high school for calling President Reagan a "lunatic" in the wake of his bombing of Khadafi's home. True to public school administration, my radical hippie paper was just too much for them ... except, if the fvckwits had kept on reading they would have known that what I was actually advocating was the removal on the ban on political assassinations so that we could just take the asshole out neat and clean and be done with it.
I'll never forget that condescending prick principal giving me a lecture on the failings of pacifism ... we called him "Shoe" because he looked just like the comic strip character by the same name ... and I'm sitting there thinking how much he looked like Shoe, and he's talking about fighting for his country in Korea (although, interestingly, his country was America, not Korea ...) and I'm snickering because I can't get the Shoe reference out of my head. It got ugly.
I also did an award-winning (podunk high school award winning, big hooray) paper on the history of the samurai.
Phaedrus
I'll never forget that condescending prick principal giving me a lecture on the failings of pacifism ... we called him "Shoe" because he looked just like the comic strip character by the same name ... and I'm sitting there thinking how much he looked like Shoe, and he's talking about fighting for his country in Korea (although, interestingly, his country was America, not Korea ...) and I'm snickering because I can't get the Shoe reference out of my head. It got ugly.
I also did an award-winning (podunk high school award winning, big hooray) paper on the history of the samurai.
Phaedrus
Back in 86 I wrote a paper on Marijuana Decriminalization..
Here is a link to arrest reports for Mary Jane..
http://www.norml.com/index.cfm?Group_ID=5073&wtm_format=wide
Here is a link to arrest reports for Mary Jane..
http://www.norml.com/index.cfm?Group_ID=5073&wtm_format=wide
mvbski...anychance you can post that esay over here....
maxdemo...I feel sorry for you folks in the good ol US of A...supposed to be free but cant even grow or smoke a 'relatively' harmless plant. It's Ok to drink as much as you want however & eat big macs till you blow up...what a sham...
At least we are on the right track up here in Canada towards decrininilization...Actually if it wasnt for you guys it would be done already
maxdemo...I feel sorry for you folks in the good ol US of A...supposed to be free but cant even grow or smoke a 'relatively' harmless plant. It's Ok to drink as much as you want however & eat big macs till you blow up...what a sham...
At least we are on the right track up here in Canada towards decrininilization...Actually if it wasnt for you guys it would be done already
For my finals I do interview with A man from Britain. I have copied and pasted the transcript here and I hope you enjoy.
Borat - I am here with my friend Richard Baron from the Institute of Director. He is Deputy Head of Policy Unit and he will explain, please, British Economy. Hello.
Richard - Hello
Borat - It is very nice for you to let me be here.
Richard - It is a great pleasure
Borat - I read in a newspaper. I read about fat cat. What is fat cat? We like very much.
Richard - A fat cat is the name the newspapers use for a director of a company. Usually a director of a very big company who gets paid millions.
Borat - Yes. And what is the problem?
Richard - The problem is that it makes other people very jealous.
Borat - But a boss should get paid more because he is a superior to... In Kazakhstan we say "A rat is not the same... like a big... horse". You know they are two different... So a worker and a boss is two different race.
Richard - The fact that the bosses get paid more can be good to motivate everybody...
Borat - What does mean?
Richard - All of the "rats" want to grow into "horses".
Borat - Err no. It is not possible
Richard - They work hard.
Borat - A rat can never be a horse.
Richard - If he works very hard.
Borat - Err no.
Borat - And why they call it with a cat?
Richard - I don't... Because it rhymes. In English. Fat because they have got so much...
Borat - (Loudly) Fat Cat.
Richard - If they said "Fat Horse" or "Fat Hog" it wouldn't sound so good in English.
Borat - What if you call him "Fat Hat".
Richard - Errr... Well nobody has ever tried that yet. Because hats don't eat. Cats do eat.
Borat - (Borat pauses whilst understanding this logic) It's strange.
Richard - It is strange. Languages are often strange.
Borat - Why do they not say "Fat Boss"?
Richard - Because it doesn't rhyme. "Fat Cat", Fat Boss", it is a different sound. Yes? Like poetry? A little bit of poetry.
(The interview then ends and Borat offers his cheek to be kissed. Richard Baron kisses Borat on both cheeks and appears to quite enjoy this)
Borat - My friend
Richard - My friend too.
Borat - You're nice.
Borat - I am here with my friend Richard Baron from the Institute of Director. He is Deputy Head of Policy Unit and he will explain, please, British Economy. Hello.
Richard - Hello
Borat - It is very nice for you to let me be here.
Richard - It is a great pleasure
Borat - I read in a newspaper. I read about fat cat. What is fat cat? We like very much.
Richard - A fat cat is the name the newspapers use for a director of a company. Usually a director of a very big company who gets paid millions.
Borat - Yes. And what is the problem?
Richard - The problem is that it makes other people very jealous.
Borat - But a boss should get paid more because he is a superior to... In Kazakhstan we say "A rat is not the same... like a big... horse". You know they are two different... So a worker and a boss is two different race.
Richard - The fact that the bosses get paid more can be good to motivate everybody...
Borat - What does mean?
Richard - All of the "rats" want to grow into "horses".
Borat - Err no. It is not possible
Richard - They work hard.
Borat - A rat can never be a horse.
Richard - If he works very hard.
Borat - Err no.
Borat - And why they call it with a cat?
Richard - I don't... Because it rhymes. In English. Fat because they have got so much...
Borat - (Loudly) Fat Cat.
Richard - If they said "Fat Horse" or "Fat Hog" it wouldn't sound so good in English.
Borat - What if you call him "Fat Hat".
Richard - Errr... Well nobody has ever tried that yet. Because hats don't eat. Cats do eat.
Borat - (Borat pauses whilst understanding this logic) It's strange.
Richard - It is strange. Languages are often strange.
Borat - Why do they not say "Fat Boss"?
Richard - Because it doesn't rhyme. "Fat Cat", Fat Boss", it is a different sound. Yes? Like poetry? A little bit of poetry.
(The interview then ends and Borat offers his cheek to be kissed. Richard Baron kisses Borat on both cheeks and appears to quite enjoy this)
Borat - My friend
Richard - My friend too.
Borat - You're nice.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> SportSavant: maxdemo...I feel sorry for you folks in the good ol US of A...supposed to be free but cant even grow or smoke a 'relatively' harmless plant. It's Ok to drink as much as you want however & eat big macs till you blow up...what a sham...
At least we are on the right track up here in Canada towards decrininilization...Actually if it wasnt for you guys it would be done already <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
We will have all the Big Mac's we want so that you can chew all the gum you want......................
An American is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:
Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole bread??" American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Canada, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Canadian has a smirk on his face.
The American listens in silence.
The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
American: "Of Course."
Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In Canada we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states."
The American then asks: "Do you have sex in Canada?"
Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says with a big smirk.
American: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Canadian: "We throw them away, of course."
American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Canada.
At least we are on the right track up here in Canada towards decrininilization...Actually if it wasnt for you guys it would be done already <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
We will have all the Big Mac's we want so that you can chew all the gum you want......................
An American is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:
Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole bread??" American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Canada, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Canadian has a smirk on his face.
The American listens in silence.
The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
American: "Of Course."
Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In Canada we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states."
The American then asks: "Do you have sex in Canada?"
Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says with a big smirk.
American: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Canadian: "We throw them away, of course."
American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Canada.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phaedrus:
I was discliplined in high school for calling President Reagan a "lunatic" in the wake of his bombing of Khadafi's home. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Was time for that CLOWN to remodel anyway. He had it coming.
I was discliplined in high school for calling President Reagan a "lunatic" in the wake of his bombing of Khadafi's home. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Was time for that CLOWN to remodel anyway. He had it coming.
