OFF topic...BUT I have to share this EXCUSE for getting caught with another women

Dante · Nov 26, 2003

My buddy got caught by his girlfriend making out and whatever with another girl..

his excuse.. This has to be one for the ages

"Honey she is a lesbian and did not want other guys hitting on her so we appeared to be together"

ROTFLMFAO!!!

I mean that has GOT to be near the top excuse EVER made up !! and SHE BOUGHT IT!!!!

SrMuny · Nov 26, 2003

YUP, Thats original..................

TheGeneral+ · Nov 26, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR> My buddy <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

SubZaero · Nov 26, 2003

That's a good one.....

The problem is if your girlfriend all of the sudden wants to "meet" her.

BeverlyHillsBookie · Nov 26, 2003

Dante, I told you I can't use the excuse "I was drunk" anymore, I've used that too much

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Justin
-BHB

radiofreecostarica · Nov 26, 2003

what´s even MORE original is the fact she bought it!!

PatrickMcIrish · Nov 26, 2003

And your wife bought it.....err I mean your friends wife bought the story Dante?

Dante · Nov 26, 2003

all of ya

TheGeneral+ · Nov 26, 2003

I heard Dante lost his virginity on a lap dance. Fully clothed

SINGURU · Nov 26, 2003

ALLOW ME TO GESTALT DANTE'S PSYCHE:

WHY SO DEFENSIVE

SubZaero · Nov 26, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR> I heard Dante lost his virginity on a lap dance. Fully clothed <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Same thing happened to "a friend of mine"

exilarch · Nov 26, 2003

They are accusing Dante of being the subject of his post.tsk,tsk,tsk.

Dante · Nov 26, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by The General:
I heard Dante lost his virginity on a lap dance. Fully clothed

Angelle · Nov 26, 2003

no way she believed that

Dante · Nov 26, 2003

she did angelle....trust me...UNBELIVABLE

valdosta · Nov 26, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Dante:
she did angelle....trust me...UNBELIVABLE<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

WOuldn't surprise me, some women are incredibly dumb and WANT to believe excuses. It all depends what kind of women it is.

PatrickMcIrish · Nov 27, 2003

Believe me a women will fall for anything, a women in love is even worse. Any sort of lie is better than the truth at times.

At least that's what my friends tell me, I wouldn't know.

TIGER · Nov 27, 2003

Did that excuse worked for him???? Did her girlfriend bought it???

VisorMan · Nov 27, 2003

good excuse line

happened to me before but didnt even got a chance to say anything to her after she caught me because she slapped my face pretty good quickly then bitched at me then left LOL

That was during my college years!

RIOSHILL · Nov 27, 2003

My wife is dumb, but not that dumb.

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