FOR SALE: Minnesota Timberwolves franchise. Current record 2-2 one half game out of the Central Division lead. Solid franchise with many positive player personnel moves in the off-season. I have talked to and fined Kevin Garnett and will get his temper under control. Wally Szczerbiak and Troy Hudson will soon be available. Financial status of league is solid.
Contact Mr or Mrs Jones at the swamp property or this Friday morning at WDAE Chris Thomas 5 Star Handicapping Show at Palma Ceia Beef O' Brady's in Tampa Florida.
Will sell for one used XXL RX polo shirt condition unimportant, a referral on a $100 or more deposit to one of six solid outs, two beers or best offer.