Heres's one I got in the mail today.
It says I can deposit twenty dimes or more and get a "bonus" of $50*
So I go and read the fine print cause this don't look too good anyway and it says I got to keep the twenty dimes or more in there for, get this, a year, not 30 days not even 90 days but a friggin year and then I get some perk like 1.70% APY, and whatever the hell that it it don't sound like very much to me, but now listen to this, they report your half dollar bonus to the Feds, and Jesus, Joseph and Mary, like if I had twenty dimes I would freeze it up out of action for a whole year WTF, and then have involvement with the Feds on top of that, so all I got say to Allstate Bank is take your friggin entrapment bonus and stick it where the sun don't shine and give me some reduced juice with a low downstroke on a Caddy then maybe we talk.
It says I can deposit twenty dimes or more and get a "bonus" of $50*
So I go and read the fine print cause this don't look too good anyway and it says I got to keep the twenty dimes or more in there for, get this, a year, not 30 days not even 90 days but a friggin year and then I get some perk like 1.70% APY, and whatever the hell that it it don't sound like very much to me, but now listen to this, they report your half dollar bonus to the Feds, and Jesus, Joseph and Mary, like if I had twenty dimes I would freeze it up out of action for a whole year WTF, and then have involvement with the Feds on top of that, so all I got say to Allstate Bank is take your friggin entrapment bonus and stick it where the sun don't shine and give me some reduced juice with a low downstroke on a Caddy then maybe we talk.
