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CHICAGO, Illinois (AP) -- McDonald's Corp. has enlisted the aid of Oprah Winfrey's personal trainer to promote an adult version of the Happy Meal, the fast-food giant's latest effort to offer healthier products.

Instead of Happy Meal standards like a burger and a toy, the new Go Active meal will include a salad, an exercise booklet and a pedometer meant to encourage walking.

Fitness guru Bob Greene has agreed to help promote the Go Active Meal, which is being test-marketed at 150 McDonald's restaurants in Indiana.


O.k. To me, if sombody buys me an Adult Happy Meal, I thinking....There's a burger.....small fries........a DIET coke (to stay within the health standards)......a condom....oh look, a subsription to Maxim magazine and a deck of cards. There's my Adult Happy Meal.......Whats yours?
 

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LMFAO
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When I was in college, we used to refer to a guy getting lucky on a date as getting a Happy Meal.
 

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Nothing like iceberg lettuce, carbo-loaded dressing, a platitudinous exercise book (consult your physician before walking you phat fvck!) and a cheap plastic watch reject.
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My happy meal:
- girlfriend the wife hasn't met
- dinner & a movie
- next morning call the wife to say the meeting was great and I'm flying back tomorrow!
 

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