"Top Ten Rejected Slogans For ESPN2," as read by Dave, when he appeared on the first-ever ESPN2 program, "SportsNight," on October 1, 1993:
10) "We’re Mets Free."
9) "Drink a quart of beer and stare at our programming for a while."
8) "We’ve got high school golf."
7) "There might be nudity."
6) "You think we’re lame. Wait’ll you see ESPN3."
5) "Reading bad! ESPN2 good."
4) "Less talk, more groin pulls."
3) "We got arm-wrestling monkeys."
2) "Now you have twice as many excuses not to get your fat ass off the couch."
1) "Can’t sleep? No friends? Here we are."
Just thought i'd share this with you guys...
10) "We’re Mets Free."
9) "Drink a quart of beer and stare at our programming for a while."
8) "We’ve got high school golf."
7) "There might be nudity."
6) "You think we’re lame. Wait’ll you see ESPN3."
5) "Reading bad! ESPN2 good."
4) "Less talk, more groin pulls."
3) "We got arm-wrestling monkeys."
2) "Now you have twice as many excuses not to get your fat ass off the couch."
1) "Can’t sleep? No friends? Here we are."
Just thought i'd share this with you guys...
