Bachelor Party in Montreal

Sickgambler and anyone else with knowledge of Montreal-

I'm going to a bachelor party in Montreal next month. On the agenda we have a few activities including a hockey game. We are looking for a few ideas for adult entertainment (gambling, strippers, etc.). Do you guys have any ideas? What are the strip clubs like? Good looking girls or scum? Lap dances, table dances, etc? Do you have any recommendations?

SOme of the most amazing women in the WORLD reside in Montreal bro.

Great sds...Now I need recommendations for civilian (bars/clubs) and non-civilian (strip clubs) places to visit. Any ideas?

Claude the fraud can probably help you with finding hookers and great take out food.

I went to montreal last yr - girls there are fine!

You can find a great strip club right next to the mcdonalds lol

Head downtown. TONS of places there. I am from Toronto so I am not a pro with the city - used to go there for hockey tournies all the time.
If you have 2 eyes and an idea of where nice ladies hang out ,you'll do fine

sds

Have a lot to drink, you will need it to deal with the French Canadians.

They treat you like shit if you don't speak French.

when dealing with french you need but know 2 phrases

SIS MON GLEN
and manger(mangey pronunciation) marde

In Montreal "civilian" is just a state of mind. You can go to a bar and be watching a game a hockey game, then just after the period ends all of a sudden a stripper gets called out and starts doing her thing. Then they go back to their business like its the most natural thing in the world and next thing you know the hockey game is back on TV. The two worlds come together and no one fusses over that.

Just make sure you go to SUPERSEX..which is the best strip club in Montreal!

do yourself a favor and get in a cab and ask for the grand prix strip bar 15 min outside of mon awesome go and tell me what you think your friends will thank you

Ok swami, I am going to be a nice guy here and help you with everything you need to know about your trip to the greatest city in North America.. But you owe me Swami. For the info that I am about to give you that you can never get anywhere else, I expect you to call me when you're here and treat me for a nice steak..


Now forget about Grand Prix for girls. You must go to a strip club called Motel St-Jacques. Grand Prix is 25 min south of Montreal, whereas Motel St Jacques is 30 min north of Montreal. Montreal has by far the most beautiful girls in the world. It's a known fact. If you don't believe me, just walk on Crescent Street on a saturday night, and you'll think that you've died and gone to heaven... Not even girls out of a magazine are prettier. Not too many fat broads in this city, you'll see. Ste Catherine street is a place you must walk on. Great place to be.. Restaurants are great here. You must go to Delta Hotel on top of the city in a restaurant that turns and you can see the skyline. You must try out the smoked meat, go to Dunns, or The Main on St Lawrence Street for the smoked meat..You must catch a hockey game at the Molson Centre.. it is something to see. 7 minutes from there, is the Casino de Montreal. A beautiful casino, but they don't serve alcohol at the tables, just soft drinks and coffee.. For prettiest girls, go to Super Sexe, but there's no touching there. If you want action and touching, you must go to Motel St Jacques. Don't forget that name. Very sleazy girls there where you can do all you want with them for a very low price of 10 bucks. And the girls are not bad either.. If you want good quality Chinese food, go to Hot n Spicy, you'll thank me.. For saturday night outings in the bars, you must go to Crescent Street. You will totally freak out there. People come from all over Canada to spend one night on Crescent street. It is THEE party street of Canada.. For steak, right in the heart of downtown on Ste Catherine's street, it's called REUBENS.. try the cheese cake there too. Make sure you visit Old Montreal.. Great place to be and lots of good restaurants there too and places to sit down and have a drink outside or inside..

There is so much more places to go, and if you need to ask anymore questions about the greatest city in the world, just pull this thread back up and i will tell you. Till then, have a great time and don't break any hearts when you're here with the women please.

Till then, I will sit by my phone and wait for your call for my free steak dinner..

sick g

would you agree on my 2 french phrases being most helpful?

SIS MON GLEN
and manger(mangey pronunciation) marde

and as far as prettiest girls at a strip club you cant beat chez paris or wandas over super sexe

if you and your friends want to bet on sports there is a greek run joint in chomedy laval called players club which you can bet up to 4k and get paid right after the game is final

BP

Makes me want to visit Montreal almost.

Damn boys...I'm friggin fired up for this trip. I've only been to Monteal once and I was about 12 years old so this trip should be very different.

I appreciate all the suggestions.

We are set to have the traditional bachelor party steak dinner at someplace in the "Old Port." I have no clue where that is or whether there's good beef to be had there but I'll trust the organizers on this one. A hockey game is on the agenda with tix already purchased....Maple Leafs v. Canadiens.

BP-

Don't know a lick of French, Spanish is more my thing. What does SIS MON GLEN and manger marde mean? I will look it up but I don't want to get slapped by some French Canadian honey for saying something foul. Although come to think of it..that might be fun.

BTW, I'll be looking for a few leans on that hockey game...kinda cool to bet a game from the US, at a book offshore someplace, and attend the game in Canada. I'm no hockey bettor but I HAVE to have action on that one.

The swami you won't get very far with the honeys using BettingProphets phrases lol
SIS MON GLEN(suce mon glande)=suck my dick
manger marde= Eat shit

Now that I think about it, depending on the strip , 1st phrase might work for you!

Stick to the classic: voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir!

Thanks Tiger. I figured that BP would only recommend something absurd. Nothing against you BP but a post like yours coming from someone at the Rx could only mean vulgarity based on the maturity level of most of the posters here.

Anyway, it would have made a great story if I said that that to some girl and got punched.