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    Bean town, this is what you are so excited about?



    You need to get out more often and I'm not talking about the Home Depot.
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    Beaner, why don't you just tear up the yard & plant it full of potatoes so you can make yourself some cheap vodka.

    Maybe you could give the wife some & she'd want to "sleep" with something besides the dog.
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    this post solidifies it i would like to meet the man behind the maddness. i will pay for your plane ticket (coach, round trip) for the next rx party
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    better post all of the rules in advance:

    coach
    round trip
    one passanger
    no special meals
    no lost luggage insurance
    no accident insurance

    anyone else have ideas for rules i know he likes them to be posted
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    Thanks for the laughs
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Too bad he didn't steal your computer instead of the stupid lawnmower...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    thrillseeker thats the best post in this whole thread
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    Beanboy,

    You can mow my lawn anytime. Even my bush needs a trim too. Forget the neighbors wife.
    Come over so you can get that red engine hot.
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    the show all in the family comes to mind
    that was in beantown also
    this is funny she it
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    SO BEANER,

    TELL US WHAT DID YURI SAY ?.....THIS IS ONE OF THE BTJ CLASSIC THREADS...THANKS JIMBO....
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    Jimbo - I don't think Yuri likes Brownie's deposites very much...that's why he didn't stop the Nigerian lawnmover thief...

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    gambing911 has photos of a truce taking place b/t beentown and yuri over a friendly round of small ball
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    BALLS....LMAO
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    bump
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    I WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT I AM STAYING UP PROTECTING THE LAWNMOWER EVEN THOUGH ITS IN MY LIVING ROOM I AM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES WITH THE RUSSIAN SPY NEXT DOOR.I CANT WAIT TO SEE YURIS FACE WHEN I BREAK OUT THE ROLLS TOMORROW MORNING I AM CUTTING THE GRASS AT 6.30 AM JUST SO I CAN WAKE UP THAT F-CKING RUSSIAN HE WILL SAY WHAT THE F-CK IS ALL THAT NOISE THEN I WANT HIM TO LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW AND SEE MY NEW LAWNMOWER.
    LOL "break out the rolls"
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    There really should be an RX Hall of Fame for threads like this :toothless
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    Now Thats Entertainment!!
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    hey balls,

    It looks like the mower is still around because jim must of ran over the bottom of Yuri and his pants!!!!!

    Ghost
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    Was thinking of some of the funniest all time RX threads. This is one of my all time favorites from BTJ.
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    I think Yuri the neighbor stole it.
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    I suspect yuri will get a cut for the loot being sold
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    Some life I have that I remember this post clearly and it's two years old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead
    JOHN DEERE 3350 ??



    be fuckin hillarious if it was a riding mower and the kid just drove off with it. hahaha
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    I thought this was one of the long lost/archived, I have been robbed by Cascade threads.
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    Moderators, is there an insurance policy on the mower, i mean he was posting on the rx at the time of the robbery, LOLOLOLOL
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    Jim.

    First of all, it was probley a home grown black and not a Nigerian. Nigerians when they get here seem to have much more dignity than the American African negroes that grow up here.

    Second of all, its not stealing , for them its 'shopping'. it was a sunday afternoon and like many in America they go shopping. The difference is that your wife went to the mall and the negro went into a neighborhood.

    do you know any local drug dealers, certainly thats where you should be looking because that mower probley got the yung neeg a few blasts off with a crackle of the ole pipe.

    Quote Originally Posted by cool hand JIM
    NO IT WASNT A SPORTSBOOK THIS TIME I JUST TOOK A BREAK FROM CUTTING MY GRASS SO I HAVE BEEN IN THE HOUSE NOW FOR 45 MINUTES.MY F-CKING LAWNMOWER HAS BEEN STOLEN JESUS CHRIST I AM F-CKING PISSED,I ASKED YURI NEXT DOOR AND HE SAID HE SAW SOME COLORED KID PUT IT INTO HIS TRUCK HE THOUGHT I WAS LETTING HIM USE IT.JESUS F-CKING CHRIST THESE F-CKING RUSSIANS ARE DUMB MOTHER F-CKERS YEH RIGHT LIKE I AM GOING TO LET A NUBIAN USE MY LAWNMOWER ITS GONE GUYS HOW DO I TELL MY WIFE I WAS POSTING IN THE RX AND SOME NIGERIAN STOLE OUR LAWNMOWER SHE WILL THINK I AM GOING BONKERS.THE LAWNMOWER IS 3 YEARS OLD ITS NOT THE MONEY ITS THE FACT THAT MY F-CKING STUPID RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR SAW A NIGERIAN STEAL MY MOWER AND HE JUST STANDS THERE THANKS A F-CKING LOT YURI.THE FRONT OF THE YARD IS HALF DONE NOW WHAT DO I DO.WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID SOMEBODY PLEASE ANSWER ME THIS.I CANT BELIEVE IT I DONT LIKE TO GET ROBBED EVEN IF IT WAS A 6 PACK OF MY CORONAS ITS THE FACT THAT A LITTLE F-CKING BONE HEAD WALKED ONTO MY PROPERTY AND STOLE MY LAWNMOWER WHAT F-CKING BALLS.I CAN SEE IT NOW JIM HOW COME YOU DIDNT FINISH THE LAWN TODAY WELL HONEY I WENT IN TO TALK TO THE SHRINK,SICK GAMBLER,DIMEPLAYERONLY,AND LOU DIAMOND THEN WHEN I WENT BACK OUTSIDE SOMEBODY STOLE THE MOWER,I THINK SHE WILL HAVE ME COMMITTED TO THE MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTION OF MENTAL PATIENTS BOYS HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN TO HER I TOOK A BREAK TO GO ON THE INTERNET TO TALK TO A BUNCH OF MIS FITS AND THE MOWER WAS STOLEN,THATS IT NO ALLOWANCE AGAIN THIS WEEK ILL HAVE TO GO BUY A NEW LAWNMOWER AND MY WIFE WILL DEDUCT IT FROM MY WEEKLY SALARY.WHY DO I COME INTO THIS FORUM EVERYTIME I DO SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS.

    BOYS I HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE RUSSIAN NEIGHBORS MAN THEY ARE THE DUMBEST PEOPLE ON EARTH I SAW A BLACK KID TAKE THE MOWER I THOUGHT HE WAS A FRIEND OF YOURS F-CK YOU YURI
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