Bonus Philosophy

VaultedTreehouse · Sep 12, 2003

Basically here is what I feel about bonuses. They're generally an alright idea when you are just starting with a book. I found books I like and that's pretty much where I have stayed. I don't search for bonuses at all.

If I have beaten a book: I don't accept a re-up bonus no matter what.

If I was beaten by a book: I accept it.

And obviously I stay only with books that I respect and I feel are run by honorable people.

jjgold · Sep 12, 2003

The problem is many many players are stealing from books with 5 -7 names!!!

Bonuses must be stopped forever.

Lets get rebates instead where you have to be a man and bet not a pussy boy!!!!

I hate fukkin pussies!!!!

Jazz · Sep 12, 2003

I'M AGAINST SELF-HATE TOO, JJ - TAKE BACK YOUR LAST STATEMENT, YOU AIN'T THAT BAD!!!

jjgold · Sep 12, 2003

Jazz I hate fukkin thieves!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bonuses must be stopped now!!!!

Jazz · Sep 12, 2003

I HATE LIVER TOO!!! DAMN FUC-KIN LIVER, IT STINKS!!! I HATE BONUS BOOKS LIKE THE PLAGUE, THE BLACK DEATH, DIARRHEA, UNCONTROLLABLE FLATULENCE AND HOLES IN MY CONDOMS!!! I HATE ALL OF IT!!! I SWEAR THEY WILL SINK THE INDUSTRY, IT'S DOOMED, THE JUDGEMENT DAY IS NEAR FOR I SAW A SWARM OF FLIES ON MY PATIO DOOR TODAY SPELL 'GOD LOVES A SINNER BUT BONUS WHORES CAN GO TO HELL!'!!! I WAS SHAKING, THOUGH AT THE SAME TIME IMPRESSED THAT HOUSEFLIES HAD GOOD GRAMMAR.

THE END IS NIGH AND GOMORRAH AND SODOM ARE PLAIN TO SEE - EVIL IS ALL AROUND US!!! SAVE YOUR SOUL AND DON'T ACCEPT A BONUS!!! I LOVE ALL SINNERS!!!

jjgold · Sep 12, 2003

Jazz where do you work??

I want to bet into you

Jazz · Sep 12, 2003

I MEANT TO SAY I LOVE ALL SINNERS, ESPECIALLY THE LADIES WITH DOUBLE D'S, AS LONG AS THEY AREN'T NO STINKIN' BONUS WHORE!!!

MY WORK IS MY LIFE, SPREADING THE GOSPEL!!! I'M WITH YOU, JJ, THESE THIEVING VICIOUS WHORES AND WHOREM-O-N-G-E-R-S ARE FILLING THE VIRTUOUS OFFSHORE INDUSTRY WITH UNWELCOME, UNHEALTHY AND UNHOLY PESTILENCE!!! THE EVIL CANNOT BE FATHOMED, WHAT THEY'RE WREAKING UNTO THE HOLY SHRINES OF THE OFFSHORE WORLD, THOSE PARAGONS OF VIRTUE!!! WHY, I SHIT MYSELF TWICE ALREADY IN THE PAST 10 MINUTES JUST THINKING OF THESE FIENDS AND THEIR RAPACIOUSNESS (SOME BURRITOS AT LUNCH MAY HAVE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT).

HELL IS TOO GOOD FOR THESE VERMIN!!! THOSE FUC-KING BASTARDS, FORCING THE BOOKS TO OFFER BONUSES WITH SWEET AND INNOCENT INTENTIONS!!! GOD, I WOULD STRING THEM UP BY THE BOLLOCKS AND LET THE VULTURES CHEW THEIR VERY EYES OUT, THAT THEY MAY NOT SEE THEIR BALANCES AT THE BOOKS!!!