Slots Cannot Be Beat!!!

jjgold · Sep 9, 2003

I was talking to some clown today at the local social club while shooting dice and this guy says he beats the slots on a daily basis and also video poker. I think this guy was a storyteller and have never heard of anyone beating this game. Is this true or is the guy just a real bullshiter.

TheGeneral+ · Sep 9, 2003

It can be done. Just stop after winning and come back tomorrow. Bought myself dinner doing this many nights in Okinawa

Seemed to always win a few pots early, but as time went if I stayed i would lose.

Just my experience.

-Slim- · Sep 9, 2003

he might have some sort of electrical appliance that screws up the machines....Ive seen em on several shows on 'casino cheating' who knows, maybe hes next in line to appear on the show...

Fishhead · Sep 9, 2003

110% TRUE

Railbird · Sep 9, 2003

lots of crews taking home made tokens out on cruiseships making thousands per trips.

Railbird · Sep 9, 2003

the vietnamese mafia has a monopoly on all the vegas machines.

Kiss1 · Sep 9, 2003

Wifey and I got crazy lucky at Mandalay Bay this summer and won 12K.

Comps forever ...

Great place to grub and classy book to boot. I thought it only happened to OTHER people. Right place at the right time.

S W E E T

vinividivinci · Sep 9, 2003

jjgold

many people, if not most, win on a regular basis with all the casino games. Have you looked at the odds they will give you on craps?

Dude, how hard do you think it is to get 21? They pay 3/2 on that one! Roulette, easy money. Thank God for the occasional big loser who paves the way for the rest of us.

Slots are like legalized stealing for the smart player.

VVV

Railbird · Sep 9, 2003

I know lots of people that play Keno for a living too.

DENIRO · Sep 9, 2003

yup everybody wins in every casino game

its"legalized stealing"

all the players win

funny it takes 1 million dollars to run a casino per day and their still in business

where are they getting the money when all the players win?

max1234 · Sep 9, 2003

Yeah, I heard Rick Neuhiesel is playing keno for a living now..... it's a good thing he had that to fall back on.

jls626 · Sep 9, 2003

lol, its all bout being in the right place at the right time! No strategy in slots just plain luck if done legally! hell JJ most gamblers will tell you they are winners when actually most are liars and losers!!

max1234 · Sep 9, 2003

Railbird
Certifiably Crazy
posted September 09, 2003 10:42 PM
the vietnamese mafia has a monopoly on all the vegas machines.
Posts: 1499 | Registered: May 11, 2003

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Idiot.....

vinividivinci · Sep 9, 2003

jjgold

Sorry I forgot to include Keno! I really don't know how they can afford to pay out those huge amounts of money! Easy money!

VVV

GreenDoberman · Sep 9, 2003

jj, slots cannot be beat legitimately.
roulette, baccarat, and craps fall in the same category.
Anyone that tells you they are professionals or play these for a living are either liars or cheats, plain and simple.

max1234 · Sep 9, 2003

I heard a story about Benny Binion that went like this... his keno pit got hit twice in one day for $25,000 payouts.He fired the whole crew because he didn't know how he'd gotten screwed but he knew he had been cheated by his own people.

Railbird · Sep 9, 2003

guy named Tuna Lund wrote a book on advantageous slots in Vegas, there is 40 or so diffrent bonus machines that can be played at certain times that will show you a steady profit. X-factor, bingo, Buccaneer Gold, cherry pies among others.

max1234 · Sep 9, 2003

As stated by that slot expert Railbird,

there is 40 or so diffrent bonus machines that can be played at certain times that will show you a steady profit

Is that time zone when the doors open and no is looking?

Railbird · Sep 9, 2003

no one when you get close to the bonus Max, there is bout 200-300 guys who do this full time around Vegas and about 1000 around the country and in Indian reservations, AC, etc.

CRAZYMAN · Sep 9, 2003

Guys it is possible. You can lose your shirt too. You could also hit the JACKPOT.. Ive seen one guy win 139,000$ on keno then the next night come back and hit for another 13K. One dude I know walks in there with 21K to gamble all the time. He bets 15$ a pop too. There are many losers playing them games too. Thats how they pay the winners. That same guy that won the 139K I didnt see him for about seven months then when I did he told me he gave it all back. What a moron.