Nobody does it better.
Makes me feel sad for the rest.
Nobody does it half as good as you.
Dell Dude, you're the best.
“I'm calling the Angels before the game even starts.”
I wasn't lookin' but somehow you found me.
I tried to hide from your love light.
“I'm gonna NAIL this motha fukka!”
But like heaven above me, the spy who loved me.
Is keepin' all my secrets safe tonight.
“Winning straight bets are too hard. I think I'll try the easy way this time and nail a four teamer!”
And nobody does it better.
Though sometimes I wish someone could.
Nobody does it quite the way you do.
Why’d you have to be so good?
“I still haven’t reached Level One!”
The way that you hold me whenever you hold me.
There's some kind of magic inside you.
“This is not only ridiculous, it is absurd.”
That keeps me from runnin' but just keep it comin'.
How'd you learn to do the things you do?
“I’ve done everything but put on an Art Slichter mask and rob Bank One at gunpoint.”
And nobody does it better.
Makes me feel sad for the rest.
Nobody does it half as good as you.
Baby baby Dell Dude, you're the best.
I've already kited close to $4000 in EFT’s. A few hundred more won't hurt anybody.
Dell Dude, you're the best.
“When I get my bank statement next week, I should auction it off on ebay.”
Dell Dude, you're the best.
“I'm starting to think it just ain't happenin for me.”
Suicide Dell Dude, you’re the best
Does anybody know where I can get an Art Slichter mask?”
Dell Dude, you're the best.
Hi Joesph, your PrePaid ATM withdrawal of $342.53 has been processed. Glad to have assisted and thank you for playing. Once again, thanks for playing at CaribSports.Com. Nick.
Dell Dude, you're the best.
Your Bank One balance is twenty six dollars and twelve cents. Your available balance is negative five hundred forty nine dollars and thirty seven cents. Because of your current balance, items that have been received may or may not be paid.
Suicide Dell Dude, you're the best.
“Thread OVER”.
Suicide Dell Dude, you’re the best.
“If this shit’s gonna happen...”
Suicide Dell Dude, you’re the best.
CWIS Sportsbook
MLB [907] NY METS o9½-110
MLB [908] ATL BRAVES -1½-105
MLB [919] TOR BLUEJAYS +170
MLB [919] TOR BLUEJAYS o10-125
MLB [921] DET TIGERS o8½-110
MLB [922] CLE INDIANS -1½-115
Risking $100 to win $6365
Makes me feel sad for the rest.
Nobody does it half as good as you.
Dell Dude, you're the best.
“I'm calling the Angels before the game even starts.”
I wasn't lookin' but somehow you found me.
I tried to hide from your love light.
“I'm gonna NAIL this motha fukka!”
But like heaven above me, the spy who loved me.
Is keepin' all my secrets safe tonight.
“Winning straight bets are too hard. I think I'll try the easy way this time and nail a four teamer!”
And nobody does it better.
Though sometimes I wish someone could.
Nobody does it quite the way you do.
Why’d you have to be so good?
“I still haven’t reached Level One!”
The way that you hold me whenever you hold me.
There's some kind of magic inside you.
“This is not only ridiculous, it is absurd.”
That keeps me from runnin' but just keep it comin'.
How'd you learn to do the things you do?
“I’ve done everything but put on an Art Slichter mask and rob Bank One at gunpoint.”
And nobody does it better.
Makes me feel sad for the rest.
Nobody does it half as good as you.
Baby baby Dell Dude, you're the best.
I've already kited close to $4000 in EFT’s. A few hundred more won't hurt anybody.
Dell Dude, you're the best.
“When I get my bank statement next week, I should auction it off on ebay.”
Dell Dude, you're the best.
“I'm starting to think it just ain't happenin for me.”
Suicide Dell Dude, you’re the best
Does anybody know where I can get an Art Slichter mask?”
Dell Dude, you're the best.
Hi Joesph, your PrePaid ATM withdrawal of $342.53 has been processed. Glad to have assisted and thank you for playing. Once again, thanks for playing at CaribSports.Com. Nick.
Dell Dude, you're the best.
Your Bank One balance is twenty six dollars and twelve cents. Your available balance is negative five hundred forty nine dollars and thirty seven cents. Because of your current balance, items that have been received may or may not be paid.
Suicide Dell Dude, you're the best.
“Thread OVER”.
Suicide Dell Dude, you’re the best.
“If this shit’s gonna happen...”
Suicide Dell Dude, you’re the best.
CWIS Sportsbook
MLB [907] NY METS o9½-110
MLB [908] ATL BRAVES -1½-105
MLB [919] TOR BLUEJAYS +170
MLB [919] TOR BLUEJAYS o10-125
MLB [921] DET TIGERS o8½-110
MLB [922] CLE INDIANS -1½-115
Risking $100 to win $6365
