Bengals coach Marvin Lewis attempts suicide at team practice.

UncleButternutts · Aug 22, 2003

Marvin Lewis, Bengals head coach, attempts in vain to break his own neck while watching the Bengals Practice Thusrday afternoon.

LogansRun · Aug 22, 2003

He just realized that the digitalis he put in Mike Brown's coffee had no effect and he is still president and still alive.

bunyon · Aug 22, 2003

It looks like he's trying to look up one of the Ben-Gals' skirts.

kimchee · Aug 22, 2003

I predict he'll Kill himself after PALMER throws his 4th Pick in week 1 . He should kill himself now to ease his suffering !

UncleButternutts · Aug 22, 2003

I imagine he will age rapidly enough to make suicide not necessary.

RPM · Aug 23, 2003

uncle b,

i dont know what is funnier, your avater or the pic of marvin...lmao at both!!!

UncleButternutts · Aug 23, 2003

lol

Thanks buddy. I offered it to JMan, but, he wanted something more "athletic". How can you get more athletic than that???