Here are some good caddie jokes.

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Here are some good caddie jokes from the Charlotte Observer
Golfer:"I think I'll drown myself in the lake" Caddie:"Think you can keep your head down that long?
Golfer:"Do you think I can get there with a five-iron?"
Caddie: "Eventually."

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddie in the world." Caddie: "I don't think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

Golfer:"How do you like my game?" Caddie: " I prefer golf."
 

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a friend of mine went to ireland for a week of golf with some buddies. they had caddies at most of the courses. he heard a few good ones:

1) after a snap-hook off the first tee that went deep into some thatch, he asked his caddy "do you think you can find that one"? his caddy replied "lassie couldn't find that ball if it was wrapped in bacon".

2) later on he hit another tee shot on a line about 10 feet off the ground that travelled about 200 yards. his caddy exclaimed, "low and hard...like a mickey on a terrier".
 

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