couldn't agree more with ya! with her - it's not so much that she is a fat cow - but rather she has a reall annoying "personality" to her. i know someone who used to work on one of her shows and said she is one of the worst people to work for on the planet.
as far as the "H.I.P" is concerned - unless you were a jelly donut - or hut fudge sundae - i doubt she'd want much to do with you - and anyone else in the "H.I.P." at all.
if you really want to hurl - imagine going down on her and having to orally please her. you know it must smell like either stale pepperoni pizza or raw sewage! and imagine doing her doggie. when you "slam" into her, the waves of fat in her ass would be bigger than any hurricane. then again - there is NO WAY i could get it up once i saw her nekkid. my 14-inch unit would be as limp as a cooked carrot.