Star Light Star Bright, can Dell Dude rekindle the magic at Lucky Noir tonight!

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As some of you longtimers here may remember, Lucky Noir was the sportsbook of my most memorable and infamous penny suicde run last year.

I turned a $10 free account into a $5000 bankroll and then one heartbreaking Red Wings badbeat away from $15,000.
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Along the way I had to have Journeyman call them up just to receive $2500 of my winnings. I rewarded him with a $100 NETeller transfer which he still has yet to reciprocate in kind.
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I now refer to that as simply "the Lucky Noir situation".

But that's the past and this is now. It was right about this time (actually in early October but close enough) that I defied gravity and the suicide badbeat demons to win a delayed seven team parlay them continue winning at a 70% clip to reach five dimes. Unfortunately, though, Curtis Joseph gave up six soft goals and that was that.
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But today I just made a $50 overdraft suicide Neteller insta cash EFT and deposited $25 at Lucky Noir.

I then of course BJ busted the other $25 at Sands.
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But on cue then won a double or nothing $50 insta cash hand.
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So basically I get my free shot picks fail me not to make lightning strike twice. I'm thinking four teamer all the way just like I started out last year. Stay tuned for the picks!
 

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Not trying to be a BJ hero today. I took out all $100 of my Sands balance. With that $1 fee plus $5 more for the first $50 NETeller deposit, I'll only end up spending $6 from my checking account. I can handle $6 no problem.

It all comes down to this four teamer. I've been hitting over 60% my last 100 games but have only one winning parlay to show for it.

This horseshit ends right HERE and right NOW!

Lucky Noir

Giants -112 & Under 7.5 (-105)
Braves -137
Royals -1.5 (+160)

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Dell Dude, you an idiot! People gave up on you over a year ago!
 

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Phucking piece of shit Chicago teams.
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I want the Cubs to lose. I do not want them to give up grand slam homeruns in the process.

This is probably going to be another 3-1 fiasco...
 

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I just came back from depositing my MARVIN check.
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4-0, end of four. If I win this, there must really be something about Lucky Noir.

Figures. Of all the places I have a hot hand, it's some bullshit chop shop.
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No offense LN.
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But come on. Why not Olympic, Pinnacle, Bowmans, hell even BoDog? Why this place????
 

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I'm now calling the UNDER 7.5 of the Giants/Cubs with the score 4-0 bottom six. Along with my earlier call of the Giants side, this completes half of my suicide paray. All of you Giants and UNDER bettors start counting your cash. WE GET IT ALL! WE GET IT ALL!

And see you guys for the nightcap phase.
 

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4-2, seventh inning stretch. Nothing's changed. I stand by my early UNDER call. Lucky Noir is my Lucky Book. No way I lose this thing. I'm running the tables!
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I was just given a $2.50 bonus. I've done it with $5 before, but I don't want to be forced to give it the old suicide try with $2.50.
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4-2, end of seven. I'm still calling it early...
 

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I'm pretty relaxed and ambivolent. The minum bet is $10. I have $2.50. I'm downloading the LN casino as we speak. I'm going to risk 50 cents on video poker. If that don't get me to $10, it'll be two maxi-maxes then I need $2 more if I didn't get any BJ's.

If I make it to 10, six teamer. It's possible. Likely, no. But definitely possible...
 

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The really dissapointing part is still being under the minumum bet. Video poker busted. Done. Over. There will be no Lucky Noir runs this year.
 

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