~~~~~~ Lander - you have a SECRET mission...

IntuitionBET · Jul 27, 2003

lander wrote: "Wil,
I have nothing to hide except my secret flying powers only seen in Crouching Tiger Hidden Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat"

Lander..well they're NOT a secret anymore!

Now that we know you have this special ability we have a mission for you:

You will be paid well.
You will keep your IDenity a secret.
You will keep this mission a secret.
You will fly over The House of MajorWager

And take a BIG ol'Sloppy DUMP on Russ's head for sending these Boneheads over here to the Rx the last couple of days to "pollute and confuse" which is Russ's Limp Noodle plan for trying to SIDETRACK the REAL ISSUES and discredit The Shrink.

You will report back any sightings of Russ taking secret monies from a Big Piece of Cheese with legs, and you will try to intercept a SECRET list of Ghost posters and IP addresses the Cheese will be trying to hand over to Russ.

You are authorized to Engage in Self-Defense ONLY...

lander · Jul 27, 2003

Sorry IB, but this flying dragon is homophobic

I can't get within 3.1 miles of Russy poo and his band of Riker's Island ass-pirates without having another homophobic attack ...

... last time I tried this I froze in mid-flight & fell 20 feet straight onto the doorstep of Russy-poo mansion & woke up with TTinco trying to "revive" me with mouth-to-mouth recessitation ... although I appreciate the CPR, I still can't understand why he insisted on trying this naked

I'm telling you, IB, these MWers are the Billy Beans of the Watchdog industry.

THE SHRINK · Jul 27, 2003

Intuition Bet,

Good Post...

The real reason is obvious.

How can posters let them get away with having ROYAL featured as an HONORABLE book over there?

In fact, I believe there even was a shill saying that he won 50k from ROYAL...

Oh, how some things just defy logic...

THE SHRINK