my first golfisng experience complete with hilarious story and why golf sucks

Im 20 and huge into baseball and sports but I have always maintained that golf is not a sport
A friend from my college baseball team likes golf a lot and I love right by a course so he finally got me to play.
To start with a was pissed off that besides having to pay to play I had to waste another 25 bucks to rent clubs because being left handed I couldn't borrow my friends. Once again society is ****ign over a lefty but im use to that.

Then we play.
Well i gotta say hitting a ****ign gold ball is the hardest thing ive ever done in my life. I suck I sucked sucked sucked. I cant hit a moving baseball and can't hit a ball thats on a t. Horrible.
2 holes later i had to get my driver out of a tree as my attitude sucks and i was so ****ign frustrated
Im throwing shit all over really pissed and I have a new respect for the pretensious cocksuckers that are good at this GAME thats right still not a sport
Then i descovered something fun- driving the golf cart
By the way i dont drive at all so this really was fun

On the 177th hole it starts pouring and on the 18th theres lightning
My freidn wants to go but im like **** that i dropped like 50 bucks already im finishing

He drives the cart on the grass and it spins around so hes lkiek **** this im leaving it here

Now being left handed im a nutjob and decide Im gonna see how fast it can go
Wekk it can go fast and as I discovered it can also spin around 8 straight times fall onto the path and throw me 20 feet onto concetete where i slide 10 feet
somehow i dont have a scratch
I extended my arms so i wouldnt break my pithcing hand and landed face first but it was hilarious


I will never ever play golf again thast shit is too hard too frustrating too expensive and a game not a sport

and sorry for the shittty spelling

Forget golf, squares play it, Good post guy

Real men Gamble

Real men only play golf to gamble.... no gamble, no golf.

well said max


like i said before
i would like to be locked in a room with baldy with 10 dimes each and see who comes out with the <cash>

<maroon>

will separate the men from the boys when it comes to gambling. Try making a 6 foot putt to win or lose 2 dimes. Then come back and say it did'nt get your attention. In Golf it takes more guts than Poker to win. And of course any dipshit can bet on a football game.


wil.

Tommy FU,,,,
Love the post,,,

Will your RIGHT ON BRO,,,,
tater

yeah well id be an ass to bet a quarter on a put
i putted better right handed and backwards b/w my legs

and your right anytone can bet on football but id rather **** a fat bitch than ever play golf again

funny read, tommmy - thanks - I played 2 ****ing rounds in my life (with my father) when I was a teenager back in the mid-70's in New Orleans in high heat and humidity and decided that I'd rather be fishing - **** this chit, I love to watch the big boys play but with a bad back and bad attitude, they can ****ing have it.

Best quote I ever heard on golf: "Golf is a good walk spoiled'

tommy fu -
I am a lefty... I feel your pain!

And I SUCK at golf as well.

One summer, when I was younger, I went to summer day camp at the country club. The sports activities were swimming, golf and tennis. Well 2 out of the 3 I could do. I tried so hard to learn to play golf. I would swing and totally miss. I did this for 2 days straight. Finally on the thrid day, the golf instructer who was completely fed up with me says Angelle.. you get to do something special. You can run laps around the parking lot, I don't think golf is your game.

Now I won't even touch a golf club..